Nikki: Sticks them in her eyeball like the FUCKING IMBECILE SHE IS. What a FUCKING idiot. But can you blame her? It’s so FUCKING COLD her arm was probably shivering too much for her to aim properly.
Kris: She fLASHES everyone, get it? fLASHES?! I love myself.
Iyanla: Kellie, you are not clutzy. Applying things to your life is hard, much like applying the realization that Forever 21 has all of your money, or the fact that you might never get your GED and you will be in your room forever. So I wrote when she tried to apply lashes, she
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*turns her body towards the panel, smiling*
*violent brings her hand down on the table*
NOT ON MY WATCH! NOT ON MY WATCH WILL ANOTHER WOMAN PUT ON HER LASHES. BECAUSE IF SHE’LL DO IT TO HER SHE’LL DO IT TO ME AND HOW CAN I BE A WOMAN IN MY TRUTH WITH LASHES ON. *Places a new wig on her scalp*
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I HAVE MANY TIMES IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN OPRAH YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE OWNS ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! HOW DARE YOU! LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS! WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE IN YOUR TRUTH AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THOSE LASHES. YOU’RE ROLLING YOUR EYES AND YOU ACT LIKE IT’S BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT KENNEL OPRAH PUTS ME IN AT NIGHT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM; I GREW FROM IT AND I WALKED IN MY NAKED TRUTH IN THAT KENNEL AND I LEARNED TO ROLL OVER. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR TRUTH!
Danielle: I dunno but Janelle always had shit makeup too. I’dnt’ve to nawm her if people just stawpped saying she’s prettier than me just becuz she’s prettier than me.
Miss Mario: She looks a god damn mess! I mean, the rest of ha outfit is awlright, and ha face ain't bad, but it ain't anything close to good! She reminds me of an abstract painting. That is, she looks like a confusing mess from all angles. Yew know what... I lied. It's bad, sweetie. Fix it.
Julie: Kellie is so klutzy, that when she tries to apply lashes, in a SHOCKING twist, she applies them to her vagina! That's sure going to be damaging to her gameplay!
Melanie: I remember Kellie was the only person who invited me to her sleepover. But she was soooo klutzy when she put on her mommy’s lashes that it looked like her eyes were SPIDERS. I was so scared and was crying and screaming and I tried to save her by hitting the spiders on her face. But then she started yelling and calling me a freak and then my mommy picked me up and hit me and I keep crying cause im in pain and I HAVE NO fRIENDS. I was just trying to save her im so alone and sad.
Paris: I’m sorry Ru I didn’t have time to write anything down… I dropped my pen.
Raven: I hear a lot about lashes from Whoopi. She told me about this thing called "slavery" and people got lashes of sorts? A lot of, pardon me, "black" (sp?) people were really hurt by it? I don't know about-... *Mario has bopped Raven and she cannot complete this answer*
Aubrey: She misses and the lashes hit crash into a building. Kind of like how bush did 9/11.
Ru: "Thank you for sharing all that."
Aubrey: If you have sex with me I can continue to share things with you.