CATFISH'D
http://img.prntscr.com/img?url=http://i.imgur.com/ysLQP66.png User: Dadim4REALfish
http://prntscr.com/b6fzis {BEAR OR FISH?}
Well, I'm a fish obviously, glug. The only reason I'm here in this human shell is because the cosmos hates me so dearly, but that's fine, floogulp! Also, I think it's a little weird that you're hosting a site for both Fishkin and Bearkin at the same time, bloop gloop? The site is called "Catfish'd" and I'm a catfish, so why should I have to worry about Bears, squishsquoosh wishwash? I don't get it, blub.
{If you answered 'FISH' above, what kind of BEARS do you like?}
I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BEARS, GLOOP GLOOP GLUG! You know what, brloop? This is just like fucking cis-raced motherfuckers, always trying to oppress me and my CLEARLY VALID AND UNDERSTANDABLE identity, uggloob. Now, if you could find me a nice Kelpkin or a Planet Neptunekin, that'd be awesome, floop! I'm really not trying to get eaten up by a bear, glug glug!
{Anything else?}
Yeah, bloob bloogulp, please tell these giant hairy fishermen guys to stop telling me to call them daddy! GOOP GOOP! I'm not into something that could turn me into blackened catfish and eat me! Bloorp Bloop! I'm a FISH, glug! And when I tell them that, it just turns them on even more, I don't get it! Blublblblbl! You know what, I'm deactivating, this site can suck my GILS, *sound similar to Isaiah slurping soup*.
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[Ethel Esther, Week 5]
What's your favorite scary movie, Yaya? Me?
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