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06. CATFISH'D [RUNWAY]

Topic » 06. CATFISH'D [RUNWAY]

2868 days 20 hours ago
Yaxha
*slip 'n slides down the runway as Red Velvet's "Ice Cream Cake" plays*

HELLO!
2868 days 20 hours ago
ILoveSleep
gl everyone (but mostly me)
2868 days 20 hours ago
Yaxha
Ladies, this week, you were asked to embrace your inner thot and create dating profiles for my newest investment, CATFISH'D.

If I call your name, please step forward.
2868 days 20 hours ago
Slice
*closes grindr*
2868 days 20 hours ago
Yaxha
Claire Skies
Glycerin
and Ethel Esther,

you're all safe. 

The other six of you represent the best and worst this week.  First up for critiques...
2868 days 20 hours ago
ILoveSleep
*starts to breathe heavier*
2868 days 20 hours ago
Slice
holds veronica's hand
2868 days 20 hours ago
Yaxha
ROSA: http://i.imgur.com/BOdmRfL.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/zhigtmvk
Maya: this profile looks so professional and i liked the funny bits even though i wouldnt say i was laughing out loud. Your look on the other hand… that forehead. I’m usually a fan of your wigs but this was a miss for me especially because the dress was so basic.
Nik:  I wasn’t a huge fan of your runway, you could have done a lot more, like the look is 80% hair.  It's not bad at all but that was a problem for me.  I thought your profile was very funny, actually, and I’d never think in a million years you’re a merderer.  Good work.
2868 days 20 hours ago
Yaxha
Up next...

JUXTA POSE: http://i.imgur.com/TFudPNA.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/itmp1khe
Maya: i don’t understand the reference in the profile so i’d like to phone a friend for that one and the look is not my favorite it doesnt really make that much sense together like where is she going
Nik:  First I appreciate the reference, I knew someone would try it.  However the look is entirely too busy to be Alexis but moving on!!  Your profile wasn’t funny in the slightest, it felt very rushed and if you look around you, it’s very clear everyone else put in a lot more effort than you.
2868 days 20 hours ago
Slice
out in the corn fields waitin for her man to take her and fuck her crazy
2868 days 20 hours ago
Yaxha
Up next...

SALMONELLA: http://i.imgur.com/IZAzFdD.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/3fjvks0s
Maya: so many tengaged references tonight! I think maybe perhaps possibly you should have stepped back and seen that there were already a few gender faker profiles because at some point they all start to blend together. I love this runway though.
Nik:  This was really good.  You had my favorite runway, albeit it was a little lacking on the orange side (I know I’m one to speak) and I don’t get the filleted piece of salmon sitting on her head but I digress.  I thought your profile was very funny even though you kind of relied on spelling errors the entire time.  I had a lot to critique but the positives outweighed the negatives!
2868 days 20 hours ago
Yaxha
Up next...

ROYAL FLUSH: http://i.imgur.com/naQxKhM.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/k2ggjjyk
Maya: oh cute you made steven a dating profile! There’s a lot of text in this profile and not enough about horse girls wanting to fuck horses and i think that was a lost opportunity. Anyway this clown looks really sad and not in a sad clown way it’s just… sad and im  not a fan of this color combo
Nik:  Before I get to your runway lets look at the positives of this submission!  The part in your profile that I thought was funniest was the pictures of the horses with you barely in the shot and the emojis, I thought it was great.  The rest wasn’t very good and it kind of felt like a chore to read.  You definitely could have shortened that.  Uhh I told you your runway was very jarring and hard to look at, and you didn’t change it so there’s that.  The blueish tinted skin and the blue hair and the blue makeup and the bright blue dots on the……… clown outfit distract so much from the look that’s supposed to be orange.  We can kind of see your tiddies too like the entire look was an enormous miss for me.
2868 days 20 hours ago
Yaxha
Up next...

YAYA SOLO: http://i.imgur.com/dXnop4Z.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/oywgihjw
Maya: i liked your interface and that was about it. The runway is nice but it’s not the best you’ve done either.
Nik:  Your runway is gorgeous and I’m so glad you kept it over the carrot. I absolutely adore the nude illusion and your eye makeup.  I thought your ad wasn't the funniest, but it was very polished and something we’ve never seen before so kudos on that.
2868 days 20 hours ago
ILoveSleep
gl me

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