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ROYAL FLUSH:
http://i.imgur.com/naQxKhM.png Mario:
https://clyp.it/k2ggjjyk
Maya: oh cute you made steven a dating profile! There’s a lot of text in this profile and not enough about horse girls wanting to fuck horses and i think that was a lost opportunity. Anyway this clown looks really sad and not in a sad clown way it’s just… sad and im not a fan of this color combo
Nik: Before I get to your runway lets look at the positives of this submission! The part in your profile that I thought was funniest was the pictures of the horses with you barely in the shot and the emojis, I thought it was great. The rest wasn’t very good and it kind of felt like a chore to read. You definitely could have shortened that. Uhh I told you your runway was very jarring and hard to look at, and you didn’t change it so there’s that. The blueish tinted skin and the blue hair and the blue makeup and the bright blue dots on the……… clown outfit distract so much from the look that’s supposed to be orange. We can kind of see your tiddies too like the entire look was an enormous miss for me.