Potrisha:
Good evening, judges. I'm here to discuss a matter that is near and dear to my heart. Poverty. I've never experienced poverty, but I have had close friends suffer. They've been forced to only own two mansions, instead of five. They have had to cut their staff in half. The most shocking part, is that they've had to go out in public...with rented Vivienne Westwood. *Potrisha starts to tear up*. You can make a difference to their lives by donating to my charity, PUSSIES (or People Under Society, Succeeding In Every Style). Please, help these poor, poverty stricken people get back on their feet. Help PUSSIES save lives.
*Potrisha exits, wearing her expensive Gucci gown with diamonds and gloves*:
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