(Shelley-Anne stumbles on to the runway, covering her eyes as the cameras flash) Oh god, fuck off! (She takes a deep sniff and twitches her head)
Joan Rivers: Oh, look, here comes Shelley-Anne Lydia von Sch... whatever! She looks like, uh, a hot mess! Beautiful hair, gorgeous simple white dress, and... a martini?
http://i.imgur.com/7VaUnUh.png Joan Rivers: Shelley! Over here! Hello, darling!
Shelley-Anne Lydia von Schneider-Windemeer: Who the fuck are you?
Joan Rivers: You have a bit of a nosebleed going there, darling.
Shelley-Anne Lydia von Schneider-Windemeer: Oh, uh, that's nothing. (She wipes her nose)
Joan Rivers: I got a couple questions for you, is that okay?
Shelley-Anne Lydia von Schneider-Windemeer: I don't have any coke.
Joan Rivers: No, sweetie, listen up. What is the hardest part of Tayvie's Drag Race for you?
Shelley-Anne Lydia von Schneider-Windemeer: Definitely not being away from my fucking kids! Uh, having to see what the other girls produce. Awful!
Joan Rivers: And who's the biggest bitch on the season?
Shelley-Anne Lydia von Schneider-Windemeer: MEEEEEEE! (She pukes on Joan's shoes)
Joan Rivers: Oh, darling... Somebody come clean up my shoes! (Indigo runs up with a rag and starts cleaning Joan's shoes) So, who do you think is your biggest competition?
Shelley-Anne Lydia von Schneider-Windemeer: Well, I thought it was Monica, but the bitch is gone, so nobody! (She cackles)
Joan Rivers: Confident! I love that! Who do you think should go next then?
Shelley-Anne Lydia von Schneider-Windemeer: Everybody but me! I'm gonna win, so, might as well end it now!
Joan Rivers: Well, good luck, darling!
(Shelley-Anne turns and trips on her dress and spills her martini)
Shelley-Anne Lydia von Schneider-Windemeer: FUCK!