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DiamondsArentForever
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10 DiamondsArentForever, Dec 18, 2014

For every 50 points ill post something dumb/fucked up/weird that robertguajardo has said over the past week or so!
50: me: “rob do you know who anne frank is?”
#robert: “yeah she came out of that movie... whats it called? oh the fault in our stars!”
100: "is bi-racial a black person mixed with an african?"
150: * eliortiz1234 and i talking about hitler for some reason*
#robert: "who is hitler? you guys talk about him a lot. is he banned or something?"
200: * cfff and i talking about our favourite fruit juices*
#brian: "rob whats your favourite?"
#robert: "my favourite is strawberry milk."
250: #robert: "whats pole vaulting”
me: *explains*
#robert: “don't you have to be naked for that"
me: "no..."
#robert: "oh wait thats a stripper pole”
300: #robert "i wanna hear lachie227's australian accent"
me: "what about mine rob?
#robert: *yells* "YOU'RE AFRICAN, STOP TRYING TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT"
350: me: "hey rob, how many world wars were there?"
#robert: "four, two in america, one in china and one in africa"
400: #robert texting jcoleworld http://prntscr.com/5iqfi9
450: *talking about how jewish people don't celebrate christmas*
#robert: “if you're jewish do you not get christmas break?”
me “its not like the principal is like ‘jewish people must go to school'”
#robert “if i was principal, i would”
500: *PLAYING MONOPLY*
leXXXy: “I’m going to buy tokyo”
#robert: “you’re buying the whole state?"
550: *talking about what other versions of tg people have*
#robert: “i have to do .es words, but i don’t even know french”
600: me: " eliortiz1234 can i lick you"?
#eliortiz: "yes"
me to eli: "can rob lick you"
#eliortiz: "no"
#robert: *yells* "OKAY, KICK ELI OFF THE CALL NOOOWWWW"

Insanity
46

How gay is this

3 Insanity, Mar 23, 2013

On a scale of 1 - 10?
[8:14:25 AM] #Robert - GothicZebra: I'm in bed
[8:14:34 AM] #Robert - GothicZebra: cuddling my elephant watching cooking programmes :P

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