Tengaged / snoofle

post ur name

snoofle — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:33:25 -0500

and ill tell you if ill date or pass.

#Aquasor - pass, you're not as hot as my girlfriend.

#steel - pass, you're not as hot as my girlfriend.

olympia - pass. way too direct and still not as hot as my girlfriend.

#haiiderr - you cant date my mom. she passes on you.

#andalarew_2231 - pass, you're not as hot as my girlfriend.

Sassy003 - pass, you're like my sister and my girlfriends boobs are bigger than yours.

#Athlete - pass, you're not as hot as my girlfriend.

aquamarine - well, i guess date cause its your birthday and my gf says its ok if i have a crush on you. but she's still hotter than you. but she said she'd date you too, so 3 sum?

hi this is kim why does alex do this thing clearly i am superior to everyone

(kim is my girlfriend and stole my keyboard)
xooxoxoxoxo

Graduating tomorrow!

snoofle — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:02:51 -0500

Where did I waste all the time?

A lot of it on here... :P
It's just weird cause I was always the youngest of my group of online friends, but now I'm joining the real world.

Just to put things in perspective.
wonderland was graduating when I first talked to her in 7th grade.
playboyy was in his senior year when I first joined the site and my mom offered to pay the fines he owned at school so he could walk with his senior class.
bunnycat was a senior also when I first talked to her. In which, @phenomanima, teddybear, and I had this big plan about when I finally graduated, we'd all meet in Disney world. So crew, let's get planning!
But on the real, I planned to bring our other neofriend with us and hook up with him while we were there to be scandelous. I so cray, I don't even like boys.

But it's just crazy to think that high school is over. Thanks everybody that got me through it.

i graduate in 30 days

snoofle — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 06:15:05 -0500

what is this madness.
i was a freshmen when i joined this site.
help im not ready to go out in the real world.

Sometimes I do miss this place

snoofle — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 21:18:09 -0500

I was talking to me madra about the computer and how in 9th gradeall I did was sit in my room and she never complained. And she was like "yeah! Cause that's where all your friends were!"
And if she was ever mean and tried to take that away from me, well, I honestly don't think I'd be alive today.
Tengaged will always hold a special place in my heart :)
wonderland teddybear cuuum bunnycat @allmyfriendsthatsavedmylife

Believe the tunnel can end

snoofle — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 21:11:31 -0600

Popular Revival
IT'S BACK. BIGGER AND BETTER THIS TIME.

With my mom being so popular and in demand, she's booked 51 out of the 52 weeks to do singing for videos.
Save Taylorstlouis in stars!!! (Aka my future girlfriend xo)
http://www.tengaged.com/poll/bigbrother-game-80857

Believe your body can mend

snoofle — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 17:39:23 -0600

So there's this reality webseries I'm auditioning for, and I made the video. The top 10 with the highest views get to move on to round 2.
Basically, during the summer I'll be in a lesbian big brother! I'll live in a house with 7 other lesbians and it'll follow our interactions as we live together and such. We'll also go out and do some activism.
As some know, this is what I plan to do with my life after college. This being my summer out of high school and before college it would be an amazing experience. I really think I have a chance, people are already subscribing to me already and it's really awesome. But I need my video to get views so I can move on!!! So please, watch my face like 34732984 days, tell all your friends to watch my face 893243 times a day, ANYBODY YOU WANT.
I want this so bad, you have no idea. So please, please, please, please,
SPREAD THE WORD.
heres my video (WATCH IT SO I CAN GET VIEWS) and if you want to check it out heres the websites

http://youtube.com/GirltoGirlOfficial
http://Girl-to-Girl.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/official_G2G
http://facebook.com/GirltoGirlOfficial

I know you can make it through

snoofle — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 20:15:19 -0600

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/snoofle/3652402/hey-i-really-need-tengageds-help

enjoy enjoy enjoy enjoy

Because I believe in you.

snoofle — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 23:39:00 -0500

- if you're a virgin
+ if you're not

Just an update from awhile ago.
I'm just curious about the people on tengaged.....
I'm just curious how the site changes.
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/snoofle/1848471/if-youre-virgin

So let's go put up a fight

snoofle — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 02:22:20 -0500

I LOOK AWFUL. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME IDC.
BUT THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID

RachelReilly1

Let's go make everything alright.

snoofle — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 16:13:30 -0500

Top 10 Things Tengagers Don't say
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/dorkishbarbi/3180654/snoofle-drew-me
10. "Be back later, gonna go chill with my real life friends!"

9. "Sponsor games were such a good idea"

8. "I'm straight"

7. "I dunno why the Stars ambassador went away, it really helped the site"

6. "I don't know what I do without frats"

5. "The rules and bannings are really fair and easy to understand"

4. "I really like the moderation team!"

3. Person 1: "Want an alliance?"
Person 2: "No thanks"

2. "No thanks. I don't want a gift"

1. "I really wanna cam with bbdamian"

add your own!

Honorable mentions:
"I'm addicted to tengaged"
"I voted smi to win stars"
"I don't want your nudes"
" randomize is really active and helpful. He knows exactly what the site wants. He really delivers."
"snoofle deserved to win stars"
" Aquamarine gets all the pussy irl"
"I think the payouts are too much"
"I love the OC!"

Go on and take a shot

snoofle — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 23:41:41 -0500

So, I've lived a life in pixels for like 6 years now, and when it first began I fell into that trap of lying to people because you know they were online...so they would never know?
I also have a lot of scandalous confessions I could unleash about myself.

But, I don't think I'm the only one. So for every confession I get commented on this blog, I'll post a lie I told, or a confession (Some of them are really ridiculous)
I swear that everything I post beyond this point is 100% true, or let me be struck by lightening and hit by a bus and ate by a big blue bunny.

1. When I first got real close internet friends on neopets, I told them I did ecstasy all the time. LMFAO I WAS IN LIKE 8TH GRADE, WTF WAS I THINKING. YOU DON'T JUST DO ECTASY FOR NO REASON. LOOOOL.

2. Maybe people remember my little cyber session with patrick3679 or w.e but before that I really knew nothing about sex (i still really know nothing about boy sex TBH.) And really thought you gave a blow job by blowing =[ To this day, I would still not know how to give a proper blow job. And I'm kind of glad about that.

3. I use to have a crush on jacobexeplosive. like legit. I thought I could change him straight...when I was with a lesbian. LMFAO SOMETIMES I THINK I WAS ON CRACK.

4. One time I had to completely unhook my computer and take it out of my room because I was so angry at myself because I would stay up really late talking to BLONDETOURAGE on skype and wouldn't go to bed, then I wouldn't wake up for school. And I was like WTF WHY AM I SUCH A LOSER. So I took it out of my room for like a day. But then I put it back. I was a depressed freshman

5. During my first stars on lordlost, I cybered with josh742. I was 15, he was 20 or something. I had no clue what sex was.

6. To name all the people online I have ever had a crush on from tengaged would be ridiculous. But I wouldn't even call them real crushes like just..sudden spark? idk. Like a grade school crush that would be there for a day and then I'd be like ok you suck. I guess the next couple of confessions will be people that have had this puppy dog crush.

7. shayybayy british dav bbdamian lucyx3jean teddybear peetah32 @jonhale

8. When I get real depressed I start to day dream A LOT like I completely zone-out from real life and imagine how I'd like it to be. So during my 8th grade year, I use to day dream more than I was in school (it got a lot worse in 9th grade tho) and I'd always pretend like my bff teddybear would visit me and would like shadow me a day in school and like walk around and see all my classes with me. I was a very sad child.

9. When I was bff with all my blondetourage friends I'd pretend to act a lot older than I actually was, and like I always felt uncomfortable about it, but I did it anyway cause like I was the youngest, but I didn't want to feel like a baby. But now looking back, I realize why I felt so wrong about it all. I was trying to grow up too fast.

10. I've had sexual fantasies about a few tengagers.

11. I use to avoid REAL LIFE to stay on skype and being in calls.

12. I have pretended to come online drunk like 2 years ago. Now I look back and think I was a fucking loser for doing that, but yolo!!!

13. One time I told wonderland that I was upstairs with a boy in a classroom without a teacher, and she walked in and caught us making out on a table. I had never made out with anybody before.

14. I have a blackmail folder on my computer of naked people.

15. I use to have a puppy dog crush on sassy003

16. I truly did really like aquamarine. Like maybe just because he was online and I didn't have to mess with his icky penis??? But idk. He's just a real nice guy sometimes, but other times he's the most annoying boy on the fucking earth. But lately, I've been able to tolerate him. But I guess i barely ever talk to him.

17. In my dark, dark, dark days I cut myself. I told wonderland that, and then a few days later I told her my mom caught me...she never did. She still has no idea, and only one person irl (my gf) knows about that incident, and that's only cause she pointed out the scars.

18. I seriously use to have the biggest crush on Callie cuuum. Like that one lasted for a good summer and a half. But it's the crush that really made me realize that I'm totez into girls.

19. Writing is honestly one of my favorite things to do. I love writing stories or even making up some in my head. But I rarely ever do it, and if I do do it, I really don't like to show anybody. Because writing is the one thing in the world I think I'm good at, so if anybody ever told me I sucked at it I'd be really broken hearted.

20. I know a lot of people on tengaged always tell me OMG YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A BOY NOW, but I don't really care. I'm so much more comfortable in real life now that I'm out to everybody. I really like who I am in real life for the first time in my life.

21. When I was little I actually really, really, really wanted to be a boy. Like short hair and everything. Like until 4th grade I grew out of that stage.

22. I use to pretend that in 9th grade I had a lot of friends and had a super exciting life. But I really didn't have any friends in real life at all. I was super concluded to online life. I use to get really defensive when people were like OMG YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!! But now if somebody tells me that I'm just lolok.

23. It sounds really sad, but when I first joined I really really wanted to be popular and got super excited when popular people started talking to me. Like when Alexxandra asked me to add him on skype I almost had a heart attack.

Go give it all you got.

snoofle — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 23:41:06 -0500

LOLWTF WHY IS THIS A TOP BLOG
Sooo my girlfriend came over. and We're in my bed fooling around...and then I start to hear match3 noises.... So I jump up and see what it is.
SOMEBODY added me to a call and my speakers were on so match3 noises were being heard. Thanks to lucyx3jean. WAY TO RUIN THE FREAKING MOMENT. This is why I'm still a virgin.
She posted on tumblr about it too =[
when your girlfriend is teasing you
and then her computer beeps and she has to jump up and play match three for some survivor thing?
never a dull moment…
— 2 hours ago
#personal #alex gets a tag

*i let them use my computer for call hosting, and i just leave it on. But sometimes my computer randomly comes unmuted and yeah*

I know its not easy.

snoofle — Fri, 25 May 2012 17:36:41 -0500

i remember this one time seal bashed my gameplay because I went up 4 times.
Oh. Look at him now.

I know that its hard.

snoofle — Wed, 23 May 2012 21:12:11 -0500

.be

xoxoxoxoxo a summer of lexi. whut more could you ask for.

Follow the lights to the city.

snoofle — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 20:24:47 -0600

Thanks everybody that has talked to me everyday to make sure I was still doing okay. I didn't really want to give anybody an update because I didn't think people cared, but it turns out people do! But if you don't care just ignore this.
So my mom convinced me to go see my dad so yesterday we drove an hour away to the hospital to see him. I was scared because the last time I talked to my dad I was screaming through my yard "I hope you die." So obviously we weren't on the best terms. But my mom just thought it was for the best.
So we got there and I was really nervous because I had no clue what to expect.
He's still in the ICU and still in a medically induced coma. He has machines attached all over him and he's super swollen. He has a fever too so they are trying to cool him off. He moves around sometimes which was kind of scary, but I got use to it. He coughs sometimes too, which is good because it means he can feel all the tubes down his throat.
His whole brain shifted 5 cm but it's only down to 2 now. The bleeding in his brain hasn't gotten any worse, but not any better either. He has 2 broken vertebrae, but they think a neck brace will fix it.

I'm so happy I went. All my bad thoughts are behind me and all I want for him to do is to get better because I miss my dad. I don't care about anything that happened in the past I just want my dad back.
I'm going again tomorrow to see him because I really miss him and I just want to be with him.

Thanks again to everybody that keeps checking up on me. You mean the world to me.

Edit:
Yeah. It is kind of weird how Seal and I have similar stories. I think my dad's accident happened maybe a day before or so. I got online and saw Seal's blog and thought it was really weird. Best of luck to your dad too Seal and if you need anybody to talk to..I know what you're going through.

Get up and go

snoofle — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:29:46 -0600

http://thet-hungergames.webs.com/
hi! I'm really inspired to write and I would feel lame writing fanfic so I'm asking anybody on Tengaed if they'd like to be apart of my random.org Hunger Game story! If nobody signs up, that's fine. I'll just take random names. But it would be really cool if you just signed up.
(Slightly stealing this list from biodork)
All you have to do is post your name with a celebrity who would play you in the movie. THANKS.

DISTRICT 1.
1. @potatoman4 - Tom Cruise
2. smi9127 - Adam Sandler
DISTRICT 2.
1. infamouskydd - Mac Miller
2. Viola - Raven Symone
DISTRICT 3.
1. Markb101 - Wentworth Miller
2. amf7410 - Cole Sprouse
DISTRICT 4.
1. Niallfew1 - Ben Stiller
2. princesskk - Leighton Meester
DISTRICT 5.
1. CocoaBean - Regina George
2. DaBOMB - David Henrie
DISTRICT 6.
1. Indie - Seth Meyers
2. teddybear - Miley Cyrus
DISTRICT 7.
1. snoofle - Emma Watson
2. SashaBaby2010 - Hayden Panettiere
DISTRICT 8.
1. ryanlovescookies - Zak Efron
2. sjsoccer88 - Drake
DISTRICT 9.
1. _ares_ - Joe Biden
2. GoAlexandra - Vanessa Hudgens
DISTRICT 10.
1. RiDsTeR - Rob Kardashian
2. trust - Bruce Willis
DISTRICT 11.
1. tonym101101 - Rick Moranis
2. HeavyRain - Michael Cera
DISTRICT 12.
1. Ribbons - Selena Gomez
2. peetah32 - Josh Hutcherson

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGN UP OR I'LL JUST PICK RANDOM PEOPLE WHICH WON'T BE AS FUN.

Take a chance and be strong

snoofle — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:24:15 -0600

no offense @dmann but I just have to say that I feel like when somebody first comes out they always say they're bi...but as time moves forward more than likely people come out as fully gay. I mean, it's not just dmann, but loads of other tengaged/rl people have done it. I suppose it's just somebody to come more familiar with it..probably too scared to make the complete conversion.
Again, I'm not trying to be mean, I mean I'm even guilty of this.

That's one of the reasons I hate when people say they're bi, I feel like it's just a buffer or like a gay limbo.
Feel free to disagree, but it's just what I think (sun)

Or you could spend your whole life holding on.

snoofle — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 16:00:19 -0600

Meeting a Tengager with all your friends is kind of awkward..

So I just got done at a weekend long Mock Trial Competition! And if you don't know what Mock Trial is...just think as it as a big convention where a bunch of future Harvard students come together and get into arguments.

Anyhoo, I knew j0nhale did it, but I didn't go to the competition in Pittsburgh (It's PITT college) last year, so we've been talking about this ALL year. And somehow, it finally happened.

First I needed to find him, and he texted me saying he was wearing a suit. Oh really, Jon? EVERYBODY is wearing a suit! But we were the only ones on phone so I found him with his team and we embraced the moment with a warm fuzzy hug. It was sorta awkward, because at a mock trial competition you're not really suppose to mingle and be friendly with the other teams, so Jon's team was staring at me awkwardly. But it was okay.

We called Teddybear and left her a nice voicemail, then he was like "Ok...now what do we do?" and I was like "Uhm...I think we're suppose to gossip..." But we decided fuck that and we had to say good-bye because it was a pretty fast paced event.

We saw each other briefly throughout the weekend and talked to each other about how we performed. He actually gave our team a major heads up about something that REALLY helped us in a case, but that's kind of illegal, so let's not speak of that.

Jon was one of my first friends on the site, so it was really cool to finally meet him. Unless you meet somebody online for yourself, you really wouldn't understand the feeling. It doesn't matter how close you are with somebody, finally meeting them breaks this barrier that allows you to be even closer.

It was really insanely awesome meeting Jon, and anytime we saw each other we were like "THIS IS SO CRAZY!" But we've already planned to meet again where we can actually sit down and chat for awhile :P

I was also going to meet luigithedude buuuut the trial I was in was a hot mess sooo I think he just stood at the restraunte for a bit, then fked off and went to go get high with his friends. OH WELL. I'll meet him next week.

SO YUP. THAT WAS MY WEEKEND. I think Jon's actually still in Pitt, because they stayed longer, so he won't read this till tomorrow probz.

http://i42.tinypic.com/301g3mx.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/2gy8vae.jpg

***ACTION SHOT because Jon's team member couldn't take a picture on my phone***

OH AND ALSO. WE WERE IN THE CATHEDRAL OF LEARNING. And ALL weekend Jon and I were like "OH MY GOD. WE'RE IN HOGWARTS!" Because looked just like Hogwarts.

Don't look back

snoofle — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:28:12 -0600

Let's say...god forbid, you needed a new heart. And then unexpectedly one of your parents die and their an organ doner and their heart matches up perfectly with you.
...would you take the heart?

I don't think I could...it'd be way to weird.

Just go.

snoofle — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:48:29 -0600

xoxoxo!

vikejk17
seal
@otherpersonidontevenknowthenameof
I know how attractive I am, no need to tell me. And nope, I am not sick.
And if you probably don't pick up on sarcasm very well either.

Take a breathe

snoofle — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 20:07:44 -0600

You see while I was..away. I was bored. and I may or may not of stalked a few people. Users like
vikejk17
kaay

So, I see his really long profile. And I realize that somehow they all deal with Kaay, and that the smilies beside them probably have some indication. THEN I see his really nice New Years blog about her. So I'm like aww what a nice relationship.

So then I go to stalk Kay to see her outrageous amounts of love for Vike.
And this is what I see..
"Jeff, I love you to the Moon and back. ♥"

And..that's it... plus 48392432 other guys she loves...

LOLOL MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. I THINK THE RELATIONSHIP IT'S A BIT ONE SIDED LOOOOOOOOOOL.

Move along.

snoofle — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:41:43 -0600

HOPE YOU DIDN'T FORGET IN THE 2 WEEKS I WAS GONE.
but it's okay if you did, because I'm taking this whole week to brag about it since I missed it the week I won.
I'm sure you're all really glad I was banned for 2 weeks and I missed it.

lucyx3jean told me she didn't mind me taking all the attention this week. So it's okay.
xoxoxo.

I WON STARS.

girl look at that body

snoofle — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:37:25 -0600

he works out (inlove)

loves him.

this hair looks so bad on me LOL.

snoofle — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:38:35 -0600

can't even put it on xoxo

I WANT IT ALL [/vlog FT. SNOOFLESFAMILY]

snoofle — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 15:49:08 -0600

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/snoofle/2284258/i-freaking-did-it

THANKS EVERYBODY SOOOO FUCKING MUCH!!!

(ps don't judge my singing)
I FREAKING DID IT!!! The WORST stars player on the site, I MADE A FINALS, AND survived 4 evictions!!! WHAT THE HECK, THIS IS AMAZING AND I LOVE IT.

I played the hardest I could from day 1 to day 15. It didn't matter if I was in minority or majority I knew I always had to watch my back. I used everything I had to play BOTH sides of the game. Public & Game play. And I stayed myself throughout the whole game and didn't do anything differently.

PLEASE consider all of this and realize that I wasn't just sitting there waiting to hear nominations like some people....I actually was there doing stuff and making BIG moves that worked out.
GL TIMSTER AND MARK :D

I MADE ITTTTTT

snoofle — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 13:22:54 -0600

OMGGG. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVEEEEE IT!!!!!!
VLOG COMING SOON.
THANK YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND MOSTLY MY MOM CUZ I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

i'm not making a vlog.

snoofle — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 00:31:20 -0600

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/snoofle/2280723/i-want-it-all-vlog-ft-snooflesfamily
because it's 1 fucking am and i work in 4 hours. but. just because i don't post a top blog for every day of the week, just because i'm not some sexy guy that everybody falls in love with, and just because i don't put on an act when i get into the stars house doesn't mean i haven't been playing this game with every ounce of fight i've had in me. I can't make people agree with me no matter how hard I try.
But I'm never going to fake about who I am, no matter what the circumstances are. So I hope you can hear me out, I've tried so fucking hard.....and this is just so shitty.
but dino's been projected winner since day 1 and i'm just the girl who gets 19th and has to use their mom to get support.
so yeah. I hope you can hear me out, but i kind of understand if you don't.

I NEED to be POPULAR. [/vlog FT. SNOOFLESMOM]

snoofle — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:18:11 -0600

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/snoofle/2278494/im-not-making-vlog

BTW. I have heard aquamarine is spamming me out, this isn't a fact. but if you get a message from him, please don't listen to it.

He's bitter for personal reasons that aren't related to stars.

Everybody is deceived at least once, even some of our flawless bitches. Snow White with an apple and a witch, Meg by Haiti’s, and Belle by the Beast. I’ve been lied to by countless players in this game, and it really fucking sucks to finally overcome the minority and become the IT GIRL. But every good story plot has a downfall, and here’s mine. I know I’ve needed your support a lot through this game, and I appreciate it EVERY TIME MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. I’ve made major moves in this game that ultimately kept me safe until now.

So now all I can hope is you hear me out and maybe just maybe, I’ll be popular < 3

http://www.tengaged.com/poll/bigbrother-game-49480

Here’s just a few LOVELY people who support me, don’t let them down!

http://i40.tinypic.com/212eh39.jpg

Hey SEAL.

snoofle — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:16:13 -0600

Dino isn't your only fucking threat you cocky ass.
I'm gonna lol so hard if you get evicted to bo_om.
Stop acting like a cocky prick. You think I wasted 300 T for 2nd?
Duh we're all playing to win...wasn't planning on sitting here doing nothing for a week...

I wish tengaged could see how cocky you are about this and you KNOW you did all that anti-bullying shit just for stars.

Play the game with strategy bro, not just banking on your popularity. xoxo.

im getting offended by all this "DINO IS MY ONLY THREAT" talk. ok.

pls realize.

snoofle — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:16:58 -0600

johnny can do whatever he wants.
My moooooooom and I have talked about everything...so I'm not too concerned xoxo.
So don't hate on him for being an immature horrible person, he's just johnny. He'll grow up someday..maybe.