Cabin Higgins Haven

Cabin Higgins Haven is the girl cabin for Camp Clear River! It’s the “nicer” cabin compared to the other locations. It has a ridiculously bright wallpaper that also has unicorns on it. It also has a strong stench of hairspray and virginity! The floorboards are hella loose so now you can hide things under them!! Sometimes you can even find random things under them! Yay!

Cabin Forest Green

Cabin Forest Green is the boys cabin for Camp Clear River! It looks very old and rotted. Some floorboards are very rotted so be careful! If you stand on one for too long, it’ll break! It smells like rubber and hot pockets! And the temperature is either really cold or incredibly hot! Why does that happen? It’s a mystery.

Lake Clear River

Despite the name, it’s not a river! It’s actually a lake! This lake is pretty gross so swim at your own risk! There’s trash floating around so you could find something really fucking cool! Or something less fucking cool, like a body. There’s also canoes and a motorized boat along the dock! So take a little boat trip and hope you don’t fall in because the life jackets may or may not be filled with rocks! It also smells like bleach and seaweed so yay!

Cabin Baker

Cabin Baker is the abandoned cabin on the outskirts of the camp. It’s very dark and gross. The inside is covered in broken glass, condoms, cigarette butts, and regrets so like be careful if you touch things. The walls are basically completely covered in newspaper, so who knows what secret lies under it. This cabin is like perfect for sinful things like eating seafood or some shit.

Arawak Lodge

The Arawak Lodge is where everyone can hang out! It smells like mothballs, dust, and medicated powder! It’s very crowded and the furniture looks very grandma like!  All the fun stuff to do is very outdated so like no wii u’s :( The lodge also has a second story and that’s where the counselors sleep at! It’s one big open room filled with beds and drawers! Yay! There’s one closet but Chloe claimed that so don’t try her. She will eat you. The beds have that same floral grandma pattern as the furniture so like ew!

Boreham Dining Hall

The Boreham Dining Hall is like totally where people eat! Duh! There may or may not be roaches there but at least the food’s bland and greasy….so yay? In the dining hall there’s two long tables so that everyone can sit there and eat their food! Yay! There’s also two picnic tables outside so you can eat out there if you want! There’s a decent kitchen and pantry in the back so like feel free to cook something yourself!

Sawyer Bathroom

The Sawyer Bathroom is a big co-ed bathroom! It’s filled with showers and toilets! But don’t worry, they’re all in a stall for privacy reasons! The water pressure is very weak and the bathroom smells like bleach but that’s part of it’s charm!

Prescott House

The Prescott House is where all of the camp’s staff stays at! It also doubles as the nurse’s station! Yay! It’s a pretty nice house! It’s also the only place with wifi but there’s a password so only the staff can use it :(

Lee Ray Auditorium

The Lee Ray Auditorium is the camp’s auditorium, duh! It's a stage, a musical and a talent show happen on! Yay! The seats are a tacky lime green and they’re also super uncomfortable. The curtains are a super cheap and thick red velvet! Backstage, is filled with random ass costumes and props and shit! There’s also random falling lights and sandbags, so be careful!

THOUGHTS (This'll be fun XD)

Cabin Higgins Haven- Someone going to lose their virginity
Cabin Forest Green- There's gotta be a girl sneak in
Lake Clear River- Someone's gonna die
Cabin Baker- This is where the seafood club hangs out
Arawak Lodge- Only the wierd people hang out here
Boreham Dining Hall- You just know there's  going to be a food fight that ends in a death
Sawyer Bathroom- I bet 90% would rather go on the floor
Prescott House- I'm shook they even have wifi whatsoever!
Lee Ray Auditorium- I bet by the end of the season, the curtains will be died read with blood!