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Mellow Thoughts

Posts 3283 posts

waiting for that dr Phil hair Feb 7, 2024
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Imagine being a starving orphan Feb 2, 2024
And someone hands you a warm footlong pretzel from Subway
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I went to Subway Feb 2, 2024
And opened my sandwhich in my car to eat it and I keep smelling cleaning chemicals/hand sanitizer. Like did she clean the bathroom with the same gloves before making my sandwhich? Why is the smell so strong and consistent? Am I supposed to eat this? I don't want to waste food and it doesn't taste weird.
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Time for me to hit up the gym Dec 30, 2023
On January 1st and clog it up for normal gym goers
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Why were my employers Dec 29, 2023
Touting a "Half-Day" at work today and they still haven't left??
Like dude, leave so I can leave

And they asked me to come in early too, which I did. So even if I leave a couple hours earlier, I basically came in a full day.

#scam
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I wonder where the molecules Dec 29, 2023
From my first ever pube hairs are right now
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