Tributes:
Patrick: King, you’re so nice and kind I really hope whatever was going on in your life is getting better, you deserve the world <3
Bad Chris: stupid disgusting cunt I truly hope you rot in hell Mr. “I’m quitting so I don’t hurt anyone’s feelings!!!1” I hope you have fun posing as the cover image for the definition of unloyalty :*
Good Chris: you’re a king but you were inactive and I doubt you wanted to work with me anyway tbh but hope you’re doing well!
AJ: You had to die so Tachycardia and his big ass could rise *_*
Omar: Thank you for your sacrifice so tachy could get that power it was a cultural reset <3
TJ: we have like never talked but you seem nice !
Ray: ugh I just know if you had stayed you would’ve helped me fuck shit up, you were so robbed *hugs*
Sagar: my KING, I was so happy to have you here so of course fate takes you away in a game of RPS, but honestly I doubt you’d want to leave any other way, LOVE YOU
Ethan: I hope being in the jury house for so long has given you ample time to raise your enslaved honey bee colony to high levels on roblox dot com!
Brittany: honestly we’re always on different sides, you play your game and I play my own and in the end, luck was just on my side in the draw. Who knows what happens if it wasn’t !
John: oh the things I’d let you do to my body...turney is so jealous he fucked you over for zero reason so I hope he enjoys the pipe bomb I sent to his home address x
Nick: it was you or me so I’m happy it wasn’t me! You’re fun to work with but like it was obvious we were on different sides. I wanted to fling Andy but I couldn’t risk bad mike flipping on me so !
Good Mike: HUGS you are a LEGEND through and through even though we never had a single private conversation. Without you, i would not be here right now so thank YOU for being woke, wish you nothing but the best xxx
Lemjam Jake: you were so blind half the game so when you finally woke up it was like biting into a delicious doughnut. I wish you hadn’t flopped so we could take games too seriously for our age together but I know you’ll always have my back !
Jacob:
Jake: ty for flipping to save me hehe, like nick I wish we could’ve worked more closely together but your allies were my targets so I get why! Sorry turneys creativity decided tic tac toe was a fun idea for a final 5