01) Goran Bregović - YASSSSSS!!! Oh really random shit like this is the reason I LOVE this week every year! What a perfect way to open, it's set the tone for the pure chaos this world class week is going to be <3
02) Hugh Grant, Andrew Wyatt - I have no idea what this is either but it's BOPPING! Like they really served with this, my booty is shaking itself!
03) Kendall K - We love child labor! This was so slayful, even though it sounds completely AI generated
04) Sextina Aquafina - YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS usually I would hate this, but this week I'm feeling like this is actual art? Like FUCK YEAH, KILL DAT FETUS
05) Susanna Kwan - LMFAO the facial expressions made this. THE SLAPS BEING IN THE BEAT. YASSSSS. The way everyone's so melodramatic, WHERE WAS THEIR OSCAR HUH? So cunt!
06) Ghost World Cast - YASSSS! This was actually terrible but they served SO HARD! Like this is an art form, those who don't get it just don't get it. Masterpiece
07) Hans Zimmer - Tbh this is the first song this week I didn't like. I kinda fell asleep. Sorry
08) Prince and the Revolution - Oh this CLASSIC! This is probably winning this week idc, it served! Hope I can get it points it absolutely deserves itttt, classic!
09) Dennis Scott & The Nashville Noddy Ensemble - *Standing ovation* I AM SPEECHLESS. RYAN BROWN, I KNOW THIS WAS YOU!!!
10) Tweenies Cast - OK RYAN YOU WERE ONE OF THESE! Sorry but this was also just so slayful. The vocals. The composition. The lyrics. Just. ART.
11) Blackstreet, Mya, Mase, Blinky Blink - This was cute but tbh I think it's just gonna get lost for me this week :(
12) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - YESSSSS DRAG THE MEN! Bring back the days when TSC hated men. BAN MEN FROM TSC!!! Oh this absolutely served. Queens!
13) The 88 - This was actually really cute, kinda have me a feeling of nostalgia even though I've never seen this show. I wish this week wasn't so strong because I'd absolutely point the fuck out of this any other week
14) Chris Pine, Ariana DeBose - Yeahhhh no thanks
15) Drake & Melissa McIntyre - This was decent but it was missing something to really make it iconic. Just a bit meh for me sadly, sorry
16) Lindsay Lohan - OH SHE SERVED AND SHE KNOWS THIS! I was actually living for this, like this ate up so hard! BOP!
17) Robbie Wyckoff, Danny Jacob, Ashley Tisdale - P&F seem to get submitted every year and this one didn't really work for me. Something they do. It's just too powerful of a lineup
18) DuJour - These men are really annoying. Follow the lead of song #12, and ban men
19) Cilla Black - This is actually very cunt actually. Like the song is absolutely abysmal, but she sings it with such conviction she actually makes you view the art in there
20) Nia Sioux - Yay more child labor!!! I think I preferred the first one, but this was cute
21) Empire Cast - A small bop ngl. Like on trend with this week, it was dreadful, but so very artful as well!
22) Christy Carlson Romano - I must admit...this was a bop! I was living ngl <3
23) Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Yeahhhhh like the first one this also missed the mark for me, sorry
24) Lucy Hale - This is another level of basic but it serves. Like, I'm a basic girl. I appreciate this kind of music. If it was made today people would def say the lyrics are AI
25) FKA twigs - Just not a big FKA Twigs fan sadly. I just didn't really get it I guess, sorry :(
26) YOASOBI - This was a mess but a truly ICONIC ONE! Like yasss, I have no idea what she's saying but I'm SCREAMING ALONG! Ate!
27) Olivia Rodrigo - This is kind of too pretty for this week. Like it's been an absolute shitshow of a week and this comes at the end...kinda hilarious actually. I do adore this song though <3