CONFESSIONAL DAY 3:
Ian - "Well since this is the first day from home I have really missed my dildo, since I have no man on this island. I'm extremely horny at the moment and there is not a single hot guy on this island. But, I guess I can live.. For now.. And I really let my tribe down, although I know I should of tried to do the challenge, but I should of tried looking if the challenge was live. I mean I recall posting that I was in school. And Ian has pointe class, and Ian can't miss that shit. Later time? Maybe? Maybe I'll just tell my teacher to stick a dick in her pussy, if I'm late. ANyways... People have tried making alliances with me and I know I want to go to the final three, but the only two options for that to happen is if I sleep with the host or I actually try to beat this bitches in a weave fight before or after I push them into the fire. My goal is to make an impact on this game and to be called back for an All-Stars season. Well at least I am. Really. I'm don't take it up the ass if I don't win (Although that sounds really good right now). I just want to do things that other bitches haven't done. Like when black people name their kids funny names, like LaQuanka, Laqueefsha, LaQueenha, LeQuankishinksa, etc. And well, all I have to say to this is I hope everybody brought a razor because if someone's pubes get hairier than the bushes and trees of the island we got a problem. But besides that, I have had a interesting first day on this Survivor Retreat. Until next time"
