Johnathon: *can't get sleep and drinks some alchy while looking at the stars*

(this is dedicated to symmetry888 so no one else look at it even for a second)

Hans: *he is incredibly high and searching for his pocket corn, except instead of looking in the dining hall he's wandering off to go to bed and instead of searching he's singing a song*

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford Tough
Two beautiful
Murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (huh!)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (ha!)

Right by my side
There's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'Dar
From Maniac Cop
1, 2, and 3
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these
Two trucks

Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

Courtney is breakdancing to it in her sleep.

(O_O oh my)

Johnathan: *Still awake just drinking away*

~ Hi! So, like, I hate to do this but I'm going to put Curtain Call on pause. I'm NOT cancelling it, I just don't have the motivation to host right now. ~

*Brooke and Celia gasp in shock & horror*
"I can't believe we've been put on hiatus"

(But don't worry Turkey boo we can wait)

We love you Turkeylover! When we get back from hiatus we will be screaming and singing!

I wish this was still continuing

👀👀👀

I miss this

I need this back