01) Lil Kim & Sisqo - this bop is a filthy classic but I am partially triggered because I've listened to Aquamarine recite these verses over and over again on call, I haven't been the same
02) MUNA - is it just me or was that the longest chorus ever? I can't tell. But these lesbians made a fun song
03) Monster High - if you were going to send one of these kids dolls songs it should've been from a woman because men just make these songs worse (also these belong in film vs tv week)
04) The Harmonious Piranha Plants of Super Mario Bros. Wonder - funny but we legit just had this, give it a rest
05) Britney Spears & Madonna - what better way to honor former Dad Cheznahuf than to enter this song which resulted in one of glee's more underrated covers/videos
06) Celine Dion - one of the best movie songs of all time that manages to be so serious but also give us such a meme. The pennywhistle will live forever
07) AMAKA - she is doing exactly what the song suggests and that is cruising
08) Stacie Orrico - I feel like this girl pops up in TSC often, even this song, but I love it and it's just a bop so thank you stacie
09) Ronela Hajati - I understand why she had her foot in the door (former ESC artist), and I do love a party song from a woman, I just missed what made this special or particularly fun
10) School Gyrls - would love to be these queens *** friend in detention
11) Katya Sambuka -
12) Blackstarkids - sirens in the background really were testing me like I am sick right now and I needed this to end
13) Estelle - talk about a shock NQ… It's a great song, pop/rap perfection almost, but sending in KANYE? In 2023? That's gonna dock you
14) a子 - to me this is basically just chill good vibes, which are needed in a contest like this I just hope it ages well at the end when I figure out my ranking
15) Susanne Sundfør - this song starts off as something I can get behind and then it goes off the deep end… everything is happening everywhere all at once and I can't even figure out what key this is in
16) ROSALÍA - starts off annoying, never liked the part where she says the title, but when it gets to the beat I'm like that's it, give me more
17) Bloodline - I think this aged kinda well. I mean I gave it an 8 at first and now it's among bigger competition so it can still hold its own. It's enjoyable and passes quickly
18) Iggy Azalea - I assume whoever sent this just wanted us to watch her cultural appropriation the whole time
19) Greta Van Fleet - this is exactly a highway tune I would definitely play the CARS PS2 video game as a kid and listen to this song, or I could at least see myself doing that
20) Brum - me on my way to fuck your man while singing a catchy ass song
21) Ally Brooke & Matoma - This is not as bad as I remembered, but it's still Ally Brooke
22) Hole - what a rush I get every time we get to the chorus and hear the HEYYYYYYYYYYY… you can't recreate that feeling often
