*The radio gets interrupted by an urgent news broadcast*
News Broadcaster: “A mental patient from Smith’s Grove Sanitarium! The patient is a f-”
*The bus drives changes the station to a different station, that’s playing “There Will Be Blood” by Kim Petras*
*Savannah’s eyes sweeps through the bus, she spots a sleeping Parker, a lonely Elizabeth with headphones on, and Naomi, who’s obnoxiously sipping her juice before sitting in the back*
*Courtney gets on the bus and hears the song*
Courtney: “I feel like this song is foreshadowing that going to camp isn’t going to be good.” *she looks at the driver* “Weird, right?”
*Courtney and driver awkwardly stare at each other for a few seconds before Courtney takes her seat in the front*
*An overly excited Holly gets on the bus*
Holly: “Camp is going to be totes fun!” *she smiles at the people already on her bus*
Holly: “I say we should perform a little song! So, on the count of thre-” *Holly is pushed onto the floor and lets out a little yelp* “Ah!”
Chloe, who pushed Holly: “Get out of the way, Gingervitis.”
*Chloe and Trixie step over Holly and sit in their seats*
*Holly gets up and takes her seat*
*Ali gets on the bus next and is greeted by Chloe*
Chloe: “Hobags are relegated to the back of the bus.”
Ali: *she rolls her eyes* “It’s nice to see that SeaWorld is letting the whales out for the summer.” *she smirks at Chloe and sits next to Fallon*
*Chloe’s eye begins to twitch so Trixie pulls a chimichanga out of her bag and throws it at Chloe*
Trixie: “Calm down and fucking eat.” *she rolls her eyes and begins to clack away on her phone*
Luna: “Why the hell does this bus smell like a Taco Bell?”
*Eventually everyone gets on the bus and the bus begins to drive to Camp Clear River*
*A woman walks down some road, that’s near the forest, while talking to herself*
Valerie: “The fact that you can’t tell a cab driver that you’re going to give him a bad yelp review because his car smells like sweat and salami, unless he gives you a free ride, without getting thrown out of the cab is so very liberal!”
*A truck pulls up next to Valerie and the driver opens the passenger door*
Valerie: *she studies the driver for a second before shrugging* “Beats walking.” *she puts her luggage in the back and climbs into the passenger seat* “So, where are you from?”
*The driver doesn’t say anything and keeps driving*
Valerie: “Wow, that’s so cool. Anyways, let’s talk about me! You’re probably wondering why a hot and young….ish woman is walking in the forest all alone...well that’s because a racist cab driv-”
*The driver interrupts Valerie by slamming her head into the passenger window, which makes it crack a little*
Valerie: “AHhh! What the fuck!!!” *she touches the little cut on her forehead* “Ow! Fuck!”
*The driver grabs her head and slams it into the window again, making it crack more and causing the cut on Valerie’s forehead to drip blood into her right eye, blinding it*
Valerie: “Please stop!” *she reaches for the door handle*
*The driver grabs Valerie’s head, before she could open the door, and slams it into the window again, which shatters it and knocks her out*
~ Back to the bus ~
*The bus continues to drive to the camp, Brooke looks over at Jasper, who’s sitting next to her*
Brooke: “Do I look, like, fat?”
Jasper: *he looks at Brooke for a second* “Uh…..no?”
Brooke: “That was the most unconvincing no I have ever heard. Thanks a lot.” *she presses her head against the window*
Jasper: “Sorry…” *he sighs and looks around the bus*
~The front of the bus~
*Dallas and Hans are acting like brothers, you know, hitting each other and shit*
*Dallas punches Hans in the leg because he annoyed him*
Hans: “OW!” *he dramatically throws himself on the floor but hits Courtney in the process*
*Courtney turns and glares at Han in disgust, anger, and/or disappointment for a few seconds before going back to her conversation with Otto, about camp things*
~The back of the bus~
*Elizabeth glances at Savannah but then quickly looks away once she gets caught*
*Savannah taps Elizabeth’s shoulder and Elizabeth takes off her headphones*
Savannah: “Do you have a fucking problem?”
Elizabeth: “Well, these seats are kind of uncomfortable and it kinda smells like a mexican restaurant’s bathroom but other than that, I don’t have a problem.”
Savannah: *she stares at Elizabeth for a second before cracking a little smile* “Cool.”
Savannah: *she sticks her hand out* “I’m Savannah.”
Elizabeth: *she smiles as she shakes her hand* “Elizabeth.”
~The middle of the bus~
*Chloe aggressively eats a chimichanga while Trixie clacks away on her phone*
Chloe: “It’s bad enough I have to deal with fucking skitch, Ali, but I swear to fucking god if that whore Valerie is there, I’ll rip off her limbs and watch her bleed out!”
Trixie: “Jesus fucking christ….calm down.”
*Parker wakes up because he heard Jesus Christ*
Parker: “Uh where am I?”
Holly, who’s sitting next to Parker to watch him sleep: “Where you need to be!”
*Valerie’s torso is wrapped in chains, tying her against a tree, while her arms and legs are each connected to different chains*
*She begins to wake up*
Valerie: “What the fuck??” *she tries to move but realizes that she’s stuck* “...This is what I get for saying I’m into bondage on my Tinder profile..” *she looks ahead and spots the truck and the driver* “Hey! Can you, like, unchain me? That would be so great!”
*The driver looks down at the 4 chains attached to his truck and then begins to get into the truck*
Valerie: “Thanks for the help fucker!” *she rolls her eyes and then tilts her head at the chains connected to his truck* “Where do those chains go?” *she follows one chain which leads to…….her left arm*
*As the truck starts, she connects the dots and screams*
Valerie: “PLEASE!!!”
*The truck drives away and the chains connected to her limbs begin to pull*
Valerie: “NO!!! PLEASE!!”
*The chains begin to pull Valerie’s limbs out of their place as the driver stops for a minute*
*The driver watches Valerie plead for her life through his side view mirror*
???: “.......”
*He steps on the gas and flies forward which causes the chains to rip Valerie’s limbs off, killing her*
~At the camp~
*The camp’s staff gathers around the entrance of the camp*
Anna: “This year is going to be so much fun! I can just feel it!” *she smiles*
Frankie: *she nods slowly* “Sure….”
*Celia runs up to the group*
Celia: “Sorry I’m late! I got distracted thinking about how I murdered 9 people, like, 2 weeks ago and nobody says anything about it!”
Frankie: *she blinks* “......Why did I hire you?”
*Celia shrugs and then smiles widely as the bus pulls into the camp!*
*As the bus doors open, letting the campers off, the intro to “Applause” by Lady Gaga plays*
*Holly and Jasper sing the first verse*
Holly: “I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong
To crash the critic saying, “Is it right or is it wrong?”
Jasper: “If only fame had an IV
Baby, could I bear being away from you
I found the vein, put it in here”
*Chloe pushes Jasper out of the way and sings the pre-chorus*
Chloe: “I live for the applause, applause, applause
I live for the applause-plause, live for the applause-plause
Live for the way that you cheer and scream for me
The applause, applause, applause”
*Everyone sings the chorus as they dance*
“Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch (Make it real loud)
Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch (Make it real loud)”
*Zhavia and Emily sing the post chorus*
Zhavia: “A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E (Make it real loud)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch”
Emily: “A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E (Make it real loud)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch”
*Courtney and Brennan sing the second verse*
Courtney: “I've overheard your theory “Nostalgia's for geeks”
I guess sir if you say so
Some of us just like to read”
Brennan: “One second I'm a Koons, then suddenly the Koons is me
Pop culture was in art, now art’s in pop culture, in me”
*Chanel sings the pre-chorus*
Chanel: “I live for the applause, applause, applause
I live for the applause-plause, live for the applause-plause
Live for the way that you cheer and scream for me
The applause, applause, applause”
*Everyone sings the chorus as they dance!*
“Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch (Make it real loud)
Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch (Make it real loud)”
*Jessie and Luna sing the post-chorus*
Jessie: “A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E (Make it real loud)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch”
Luna: “A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E (Make it real loud)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch”
*Celia runs to the front of the group and sings the pre-chorus*
Celia: “I live for the applause, applause, applause
I live for the applause-plause, live for the applause-plause
Live for the way that you cheer and scream for me
The applause, applause, applause”
*At the end of the pre-chorus, Celia jumps into a split!*
*Everyone sings the chorus!*
“Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch (Make it real loud)
Give me that thing that I love (I'll turn the lights out)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch (Make it real loud)”
*Fallon and Brooke sing the outro*
Fallon: “A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E (Make it real loud)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch”
Brooke: “A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E (Make it real loud)
Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch”
Friday ~ Some sort of icebreaker bullshit thing that will turn into a party! Yay! This will allow characters to perform some songs! This will also allow characters to get the axe......literally. So watch your back.
Saturday ~ A little competition! There'll be two teams! Each team will get a singer that has gotten into a feud with each other! (Think Britney vs. Christina, Nicki vs. Mariah, Camel toe Cello vs. Black artist.) There'll be rules or whatever when we get to it!
Sunday ~ The usual, chat and stuff until the episode closes.
Holly grabs her suitcase and starts looking around the camp.
"Wow! This place is *huge*! It's already so much better than mommy and daddy's trailer park!"
She smiles widely.
Ali bumps Chloe on the shoulder on purpose.
A: "Chloe, why don't you take your anger out on another Skittles bar and stop harassing the new kid?"
Holly smiles excitedly.
H: "Whoa, thanks!"
Ali gives Holly a condescending look and then walks off.
Anna: *she claps to get the group's attention* "Hey everyone! Welcome to Camp Clear River! We hope we make this summer one to never forget!" *she smiles*
