(I loved how Holly and Emily went at each other lol)

(Oh sad it just closed when I got on #shame)

~ Camp Clear River. July 23, 1979 ~

*Police officers walk through the camp as coroners move the bodies*

*As a coroner moves a body, the body suddenly takes a deep breath, which causes the coroner to scream*

*Police officer rushes over* ‘

Officer #1: “What’s going on?”

Ryder, who’s the body: *looks at the officer* “Todd...Coleman…..did this…” *he passes out*

~ July 13, 1979 ~

*Anna looks back at the group of campers and such*

Anna: “Okay! We’re going to look for Alison Hamilton, Trixie Fletcher, and Anya Barry.”

*The group nods and they split up to search for the girls*

*”Everybody Dies” by Kim Petras plays as the groups search*

*Elizabeth, Savannah, Dante, and Jonathan search near the lake*

*Elizabeth sees someone floating in the lake, near the woods*

Elizabeth: “Do you guys see that?”

*Jonathan walks over to them and starts to pull them out of the lake*
*Dante helps him and together they pull Allison’s dead body out of the lake*

*The group sees the body and screams*

Elizabeth: *she looks at the body and then across the lake where she can see a figure walking*



Elizabeth: “Holy…...fuck.”

*The other groups run over to the lake, most scream at the sight*

Chloe: “Oh no…...Hamilqueef got what she deserved…...so tragic.”
Fallon: *she glares at Chloe* “Can you. Like, not be an insensitive bitch for once?”

*Chloe shrugs and then goes to the lodge*

*Frankie stands to the front of the group*

Frankie: “It was a boating accident? Yeah, a boating accident!”

Holly: “Uh no way! I know what a boating accident looks like! That bitch got stabbed!” *she looks at everyone, who's looking at her* “Uh anyways, who wants to read the first chapter of my hit tumblr fanfic, Jack the Rimmer?”

*Celia and Titus raise their hands and then Frankie drags them away*

~ The campers sit around in the lodge taking while Holly sits in the corner reading “Jack the Rimmer” to her army of gays*

Emily: “So someone really did die….”

Luna: “This is crazy!”

Otto: “I know what’ll cheer everyone up! A little song!” *he looks at Courtney as “Everybody Dies” by Kim Petras plays*

*Courtney and Otto sing together*

Courtney and Otto: “Not everybody fears
But everybody cries
Not everybody lives
But everybody dies
Not everybody wins
But everybody tries
Not everybody lives
But everybody dies
Mama's gonna get a call one day
That her baby's dead and gone away
I been knocking on Heaven's door
Since the day that I was born
Yeah, since a young girl
Always knew that I was trouble
Livin' like a loaded pistol
'Cause when you're gone is when they miss ya”



*They stop singing and wait for applause*

Hans: “Uh…..that didn’t really help….like at all…”

Courtney: “Learn to appreciate a musical number!” *she crosses her arms*

~ July 14th, 2019 ~

~ The dining hall ~
*Alice wanders into the meat freezer*

Alice: “I wonder what kind of meat Emily likes….”

*Behind Alice, the killer picks up a frozen roast*

Alice: “I bet she likes chicken or something….”

*The killer hits Alice in the back of the head and then repeatedly hits her, until she’s dead*

~ The Prescott House ~

*A woman walks into the Prescott house*

Frankie: “So, obviously Ali was stabbed so Titus and I hired a cop! And here she is!”

*Frankie looks at the woman*

Nicole: “I’m not really a cop! I just say that on craigslist because guys be having crazy ass ideas! Like my dead boyfriend, Toddy.

*Frankie blinks as Celia gasps*

Celia, who threw coffee at Todd that one time: “Oh my gosh. He died?”

Nicole: *she nods* “Yeah! He had a heart attack while being questioned by Alexandra and Winter! He was all like.” *she imitates Todd having a heart attack*

Frankie: “Why did I hire you?”

Nicole: “...I don’t really know? But I can’t leave because my car broke down and on my way here I saw this tall man carrying some dead white girl but I told him I ain’t see nuthin.”

*Frankie shakes her head as Nicole sits down*

Frankie: “A bus will be coming to get us in a couple of days, so until then we keep an eye on the campers.”

~

(Thank you guys so so so much for being active!)

Awe Alice
When is the next episode

Oh come on, you had to kill Alice, her and Emily were besties and you can't kill one of the Besties

(Pure Alice :( robbed icon! Oh I love Nicole! She will save us all I believe!)

( awe thanks so much Katherine)

(When is the next episode?)