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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Cheesy Pick-up lines.

May 20, 2010 by 5651Omar
imagelol so i decided to look up pick up lines and here are some that i find funny.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas

Are you from the UPS because i see you staring at my package. ;)

If i was able to rearange the alphabet i'll put I and U together
GOOD COUNTEREXAMPLE IS: If I was able to rearange the alphabet ill put F and U together. :D

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You look like my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

BABY did you just fart?! Becuz u blew me away

Lol well, ya i'll post some more tomorrow! :D

Comments

BABY did you just fart?! Becuz u blew me away

LMFAO
Sent by sparks75,May 20, 2010
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

            OR

Are you from Tennesse, cause ur the only 10 i see
Sent by monkmonster9,May 20, 2010
Oh that fart one, my brother said that one when we were in school when he was joking around with his friends on the bus.  So that's an old one for me. But still.... :x

Also the blinded one made me lmao.
Sent by GarretStryker,May 20, 2010
EW@ the fart one LMFAOO.
Sent by ChapStique,May 20, 2010
:O
Sent by Robbster1313,May 20, 2010
+6 L=O=L at SANTA !  hahaha
Sent by jenani,May 20, 2010
+8
Sent by Rico5,May 20, 2010
+10
Sent by Ev32,May 21, 2010
+
Sent by BlueLagoon506,May 21, 2010
+5
Sent by adro,May 21, 2010
+5:D
Sent by MichaelAravind,May 21, 2010
lol :P
Sent by krisbliss,May 21, 2010
+5 <3
Sent by Tylerrr,May 21, 2010
+10
Sent by Rylee,May 21, 2010
lol
Sent by jdog,May 21, 2010

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