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AkINgOfLeON Mind Grapes Mar 30, 2009
imageThis argument: If time travel is possible, then it’s already happened and they’ve come back.

Yeah, sure. I mean…if someone comes up to me and says “I’m from the future”…the first thing I think is “oh, time travel is possible” not “oh, an escape mental patient.”

And even if time travellers did come back, how would they prove it to us?

“I am from the future!  Here, come with me into my spaceship.”

Time traveller?  Or an episode of Dateline: To Catch A Predator?
Points: 26 3 comments
AkINgOfLeON Mind Grapes Mar 29, 2009
imageHockey is a great sport…but a strange invention.  Where does skating even come from?
“Hey, I’ve got an idea. Pass me those old boots and 2 knives.”
Points: 5 1 comments
AkINgOfLeON Mind Grapes Mar 29, 2009
imageWhat kind of a maniac created the first feather filled pillow?  No way he found all those feathers on the ground…but instead of getting the animal abuse label he gets his own section in a department store.
Points: 9 1 comments
AkINgOfLeON Mind Grapes.....(yes I was formerlly KarmaPolice) Mar 28, 2009
imageThe first cupcake must have made some kid so sad on their birthday:

“Here you go. Sorry we couldn’t afford a real cake, but this one is kinda fun, it was made in a cup!”
Points: 33 3 comments