( Thirteen the narrator of the blogs page stirs in his deep slumber... directly next to his bed an alien bobble-head that dangles precariously on the edge of his desk that threatens to fall at the slightest of tremors. Below his desk lays a Ouija Board that he spent the night before playing on.)
MmabatlokoaMolefe brushes a single flat thin lifeless greasy strand of hair out of his face and turns to face TGDeuxMoi and calmly says, "And? I will also never have to worry about my fridge being out of stock of my favorite pancakes, can you say the same? I think not."
Mmaba waddles away.
(Mmaba's footsteps cause a 2.6 earthquake in California on March 22, at 11:36 AM)
The alien bobble-head falls and crashes onto the Ouija Board that leaves a crack on the letter 'A'.
A faint red glow emanates from the Ouija Board, and from out of the crack in the letter 'A' appears a demonic tongue that licks the crumbs from ohhayy & Delete2544 blogs.
( cheritaisdelicious lets out a dignified clittle at Dylan as she wipes the bloody beet juice from her lips)
"Was that your best attempt to get rid of me in STARS Dylan? You're going to have to feed me another SLUR before you can defeat me. Will you sacrifice Amixoxi or Fendimania next I wonder? I can eat both up and I'll still weigh less than you dear brother.", Cherita says to Dylan as he shakes in his orthopedic shoes.
(Cherita steps closer to Dylan)
"I would also appreciate it if you would stop spreading misinformation to others about me on tengaged saying that I am 40. I am not 40, I would let you count the rings around my tree trunk, but I know you would twist the truth Dylan and tell everyone I tried to flash you my ass to prove my true age as you are nothing but a liar who would sacrifice everything but the food in your mouth to stay off the block in STARS.", Cherita says as she throws her blood orange-pineapple Kombucha infused drink in Dylan's face.
Thank you to everyone who has saved Cherita in stars thus far & will continue to save her in the future, let's keep up that energy and vanquish the evil that is high cholesterol.
^ konohavillage1 consider this my official pop song submission for KMC2 Round 2
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ALI IM HIGH AF RN AND IM RESDING THIS AND THIE IS SO FUNNY IM LITERALLY DYING MY MOM IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD
"YOU ARE FAT PIECE OF SHIT & YOU WILL DIE ALONE.", screams TGDeuxMoi at MmabatlokoaMolefe
