And I’ll compare you to a country that I’ve visited and why! I’ve been to 72 countries so there is a wide variety to pick from!
#joey65409 - I would say Russia 🇷🇺 purely because I couldn’t read the street signs etc when I was there and got mad confused each time, pretty much the same feeling I get when I have to tag you in a blog because who the fuck can remember all those numbers #galaxies - I’d say Honduras 🇭🇳 because when I was there I almost died and there were gun shots and a shoot out around the corner from my hotel and I’m scared of you because you stalk me 24/7 #midiaw - you can be Thailand 🇹🇭 because my family holiday growing up each year was to Thailand and I feel you’re a youngen who is rebellious and I would always go out and get drunk underage in Thailand #salmaan - Liechtenstein 🇱🇮 because it’s the country I spent the least amount of time in & that’s how I like to keep my communication with you, to a minimum #ARTPOP2 - Ecuador 🇪🇨- you give off flavoursome vibes, which is what Ecuador is all about! Has something for everyone and dirt cheap. An all round great place and I’m sure you’re an all round great person! #melindamrskk - Belgium 🇧🇪 you are a party animal and the best party I’ve been too is Tomorrowland in Belgium. You take the cake mellly #lexeyjane - Croatia 🇭🇷 I had the time of my life both times I went, relaxed sailing around on a yacht during the day whilst hitting up the clubs at night. A true hot spot of Europe and I can see you there ms Jane #allison - girl you can be Morocco 🇲🇦 because when I was there I had overstayed my EU visa and was at risk of being deported back to Australia receiving a 5 year ban from Europe and a 20 thousand dollar fine LMAO. Also it’s dry, dusty and hot as fuck just like you xx #joey96 - Ukraine 🇺🇦 because you look like something from Chernobyl #hunty - South Korea 🇰🇷 I do love SK so much, almost as much as I love you. Always wanting more from you both and there’s so much more to discover #jdog - Estonia 🇪🇪 people don’t know too much about you, just like Estonia but once the first layer has been discovered you realise there’s a lot more to see. Very intriguing #Aquariaz - Chile 🇨🇱 I was there during their election and riots in 2019 and it was one of the scariest things I’ve experienced. Literally tanks were going up and down the street, people throwing smoke bombs, gun shots, riots, shops were on fire LMAO. Very chaotic just like you #letal - you’re lucky I’ve been to most countries in Latin America so you can have Belize 🇧🇿 I spent NYE of 2016/17 there on Caye Caukler and it was breath taking. I’m not saying you are 100% breath taking but my good sis max does put up with you so you must have some redeeming qualities. #jessie_ - Canada 🇨🇦 yes this is probably a cop out since you’re Canadian but it’s a country very similar to Australia (me) and we have some similar personality traits where we like to bully others for a laugh #mrbird - your comment makes you seen closed off so you can have America 🇺🇸 it should be self explanatory lmao. But all jokes aside I love America and have been there 4 times and to 26 states, idc what people say it’s an amazing country even though it has plenty of problems. #becksta20 - New Zealand 🇳🇿 our little neighbour. What they lack in size they make up for in culture and enriching experiences and I feel anyone who is friends with you has been given a huge blessing because your attitude and personality is 10/10 and so beautiful just like NZ #isandeh - Jordan 🇯🇴 because people know of you but don’t really go the extra step in wanting to get to know you better. After our chats I found you to be funny and engaging, just like the Jordanians ! #turkeylover - Turkey 🇹🇷 is by far my favourite country I’ve ever visited, let’s not go too far in saying you’re my favourite but you’re up there ... spent 3 weeks there travelling around by land and cruised the coast down south for a week, breathtaking !!! Just like you my pretty friend :) also another comparison would be the hot air ballooning in Cappadocia and lbr you’re about the size of one of those balloons! #tbrown_47 - Bulgaria 🇧🇬 something a little different and off the beaten track. It’s an upcoming tourist destination just like you’re an upcoming tengaged player! I don’t think it will ever be the #1 Eastern European country for travel but it will always have a soft spot for those more adventurous #gabrieltrezza - Japan 🇯🇵 because when I was there I went to Nara Park which is famous for deers and almost got attacked by several LMAOOOOO. But also because Japan can go from super hot in like Tokyo and Osaka to freezing in the ski resorts, a bit like your personality - bipolar #cheritaisdelicious - Cuba 🇨🇺 because up until recently everyone would steer clear of you and your toxic ways but once you see inside you discover the real beauty from within #delete2544 - Colombia 🇨🇴 another place with many different levels of excitement and destinations, from the beach to the jungle and all the cocaine in between you’re a very diverse young man just like this Andes gem! #lovelykiss - Australia 🇦🇺 because it’s the best country in the world and you have my heart #quas - Norway 🇳🇴 ahhh such a pretty country both the people and scenery! Also very very expensive, you give me a high fashion type with lots of money so you can be this Scandinavian pearl #hamburgerbunzz - Fiji 🇫🇯 very mellow and relaxed, you run on your own time. Very picturesque which fits with you because you’re very pretty x #cutieamy - Greece 🇬🇷 because you’re hot like a sunrise x I do love Greece as a whole with the ancient history behind it and then the fun of the Greek islands. Mykonos is one of my fave places and you’re one of my long time faves on here #batya - Moldova 🇲🇩 wasn’t much to do there and I wouldn’t be in a rush back lmao that’s slack you’re going to hate me again #paul028 - France 🇫🇷 people either love or hate you. You can decide which side I lean towards with this one #christossss - United Arab Emirates 🇦🇪 you give off Jay Alvarez vibes and like all round Dubai vibes. When are you taking me on a super yacht and then to a 5 star restaurant at the Dubai Marina pal? X #joshgillespie - Cambodia 🇰🇭 somewhere that isn’t flocked with tourists like it’s neighbouring countries. A real hidden gem that keeps to themselves and goes about their business on their own terms #sosyomomma - Mexico 🇲🇽 good for any time of the year and any type of holiday. I’ve been three times and gone all over. I’d say you give Cabo San Lucas vibes, very chill, drop and flop kind of holiday (where you go unpack your suitcase and sip cocktails by the pool) I mean that’s what I did and I feel you’re a very chill guy who would be after the same thing. That being said I did also get arrested in Mexico so there’s that LMAO #jameslu - El Salvador 🇸🇻 I don’t know much about you, just like I didn’t know much about this tiny Central American country. It’s very vibrant which I didn’t know about and I feel you could fit that mould if I got to know you. #mrkk - Egypt 🇪🇬 you’re such a nice person and full of positive vibes! Egypt was the first big “cultural holiday” I went on and the Egyptian people are some of the most warm and welcoming I’ve ever come across, a good trait to have! #ashleybabyx3 - could make it easy and say the Netherlands but I’ll go with Monaco 🇲🇨 I was there for the Grand Prix in 2016 and all I just remember living the high life (on other people $ LOL) sipping Dom Pérignon and losing all my money at the Monte Carlo casino. You give off rich sugar baby vibes and I am more jealous than anything period CocoVanderbilt - Portugal 🇵🇹 somewhere I’m dying to go back to! I feel like I only got a taste of it and I feel the same about you. I don’t know all that much but what I know about you I already like mrkkkkyle - Vietnam 🇻🇳 you don’t need to rely on others to have a good time and you have a lot to offer. It’s always good to be able to bring something to the table that no one else can ! eliotwhi - Costa Rica 🇨🇷 because you’re slow like a sloth MastaManipulator_11 - Spain 🇪🇸 you’ve got an old history but always doing something fresh and new. Been on this site for a while and now popping into stars to revive your TG career. Very similar to how Spain is. marietori - Indonesia 🇮🇩 I’m basing this just off Bali as I’ve only been there, but realistically that’s all international tourists care about for this country, which is rather sad. Means you have more to offer but people will only take you on face value and not really get to know the real you. :( marwane - Singapore 🇸🇬 expensive, classy, boujie. But then when the lights come on at night y’all like to BUSS IT kingb24 - Romania 🇷🇴 because your friendship with bammy is spooky just like my time in Transylvania ! Just joking. But this little gypsy land is peak Eastern Europe to me, like dirt cheap drinks, attractions, shopping and accommodation. All round a great destination for a budget traveller who still wants to be a bit fancy BarbraStreisand - Slovenia 🇸🇮 One of the most picturesque places I’ve been to is Lake Bled and your avi is giving off those type of vibes. Plus Ljubljana is a quirky capital city just like you olympia - Germany 🇩🇪 I’ve probably been to Germany the most out of all my travels apart from family trips to Thailand each year growing up. It’s easily one of my faves and Berlin is my top 2 cities of the world behind NYC. Soooo much to offer and every part of the country you can find something different to do, still blows my mind. So much history there and with history comes royalty and well we all know you’re a queen Pia! rowjone - hmmm you can have Lithuania 🇱🇹 because literally the highlight of my time there was the hill of crosses which is like a cemetery ... and our friendship is dead so there you go flamingjojo - Nicaragua 🇳🇮 only connection is that it was sooo fkn hot when I was there to that /= flaming lol. I did learn to surf there which was fun so that could be a sign for you to try something new and out of your comfort zone! I did also get stung by multiple jellyfish in the ocean tho so maybe not the best sign LMAO benp428 - Italy 🇮🇹 been here a handful of times, I honestly hated Rome, I know weird since everyone loves it. I do want to go back and give it another go because I loved Venice, Florence & the Amalfi coast. But I would say Italy because of the fashion and how you’re going to gift me from your shop. We love a connection. David2560 - Scotland 🏴 it was cold and wet the whole week I was there lmao. A bit like how you hate me for no reason and neg all my shit the second you see it. Still confused by that. Skarsgard - Sweden 🇸🇪 I enjoyed Sweden but out of the Scandic countries it would be the last one I rush back to. Your hair gives me abba vibes for some reason lol. But again it’s a natural beauty especially during winter 7unarEclipse - whilst I didn’t see a lunar eclipse in Finland, I did go to the most northern point of Europe there and watched the midnight sun. An amazing experience and if you get the chance you should go do it !!! music - Ireland 🇮🇪 I was there around St Patrick’s day a few years back and I just remember it was buzzing and music everywhere. That’s about the only connection I have though lol lemonface - Guatemala 🇬🇹 I spent my first Christmas overseas away from my family here and it was a strange experience at first but then learnt to realise that you can make family anywhere you go, just like us. Love you sister ❤️ akeria - Switzerland 🇨🇭 repping the upper class. Hitting those ski slopes in the alps at the St Moritz living the lavish life. Now I didn’t do any of that when I was in Switzerland LMAO but I still had fun and just like you I don’t care what other people think about me who don’t matter. chic - I’m trying to think of my least fave country here for you cause that would be fitting. Jks. You can have Czech Republic 🇨🇿 because you’re cheap, the locals are hot and the drinks don’t stop flowing. When international travel comes back let’s hit up Prague together MBD... diogojsgomes - Austria 🇦🇹 often over looked by your neighbouring European siblings but you still have a lot to offer! I was very surprised with all the adventure sports and activities I did when I was there, would visit again. guigi - Poland 🇵🇱 big in size and personality just like you bitch! There’s a fair bit to see and do, many different experiences from indulging in the delicious local cuisine to being moved at auschwitz. Would go back for a second visit in a few years time j2999 - the Netherlands 🇳🇱 your avi gives off Stoner vibes so that’s what I’m drawing on here. Been to Amsterdam 4 times and absolutely love it. Just don’t blaze too hard and end up in a canal like me Jenii_Valenta - Montenegro 🇲🇪 a country that really did surprise me. A place I really had no prior knowledge of before going but was stunned by its beauty, it’s a Devine petal such as yourself. A must visit for those who have already ticked off the likes of Greece, Spain & Croatia and want to try somewhere different ! bengalboy - Vatican City 🇻🇦 LMAO. You’re like a God around here so what country could possibly be more fitting? It’s sort of a cop out of a country but it’s recognised as a country so that’s the one you’re getting! I did almost get kicked out of St Peters Basilica for taking photos, imagine getting kicked out of an entire country yikes hints - orite tisha Mai mi gals yer yer init x England 🏴 blimey can’t picture anyfin else for mi lass. From almost being bashed at the spoons in Sheffield to witnessing a mugging down in London Town, this is a place I hold nearest to my lil heart. Very similar to the gals down unda just like you n I x JonMcGillis - Denmark 🇩🇰 very intelligent breed over there just like you my friend! scally - Hungary 🇭🇺 I went here for a work trip and loved every second cause it was free. I can see you’re a smart girl and would take advantage of all the free things in life. Make this your motto and you’ll go far
