It's my intention to give Beast an intervention. Anyone who knew Beast knows he only wanted 3 things out of life: pussy, Tengaged and UFC. But recently Bryan's taken a turn, abandoning everything that defined him, and now all he cares about is Dairy Queen and ORG forum games.
Here's a few comments from some of Bryan's friends who have noticed the changes:
"I knew Bryan had changed when during UFC: Nogueira vs Nelson I asked him 'shit man did you seen that finish?' and he replied 'yeah dude can't believe Lesnar broke the streak'. It's not like Bryan to not know about a UFC, and I want my buddy back." - Fritzyyyyy
"Bryan used to be all about seeing my waffle cone, but now all he cares about is serving waffle cones." - LucyX3Jean
"I knew Bryan had turned his back on UFC when I asked about Ellenberger and he said 'no dude we don't sell those here'" - FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT
"Bryan used to always join me for a frookies, but last week when I asked all he said was 'nah busy in this ORG'. And I feel sad I can't hear him reciting it through, I miss you Bryan, but I've got nothing to remind me of you." - JustMe
"I knew things had gone askew when I asked Bryan for a gift from the shops and he said 'do you want fries with that?'" - jenzie
"I asked Bryan if he was watching the match and he told me 'nah dude i don't smoke i chew'" - CtrlFreak
"I always hoped me and Bryan would end up together, but now his heart only beats for a 1/4lb Bacon Cheeseburger Combo." - jenniibabyx
"Lmao I came here for a bloody beatdown!! and all I got were two tarts bobbling around like penguins." - kimmal8
"I asked Bryan for a survivor but he blew me off saying he had an Orange is the New Black marathon to attend to." - BigJoeFrimodt
I tried to reach out to Bryan, to let him know how his friends felt but he told me "Gotta go from kidulthood to adulthood. Now I must act like an adult would, react like an adult should."
Listen Bry, I know you've gotta earn a paycheck and if you wanna play the odd ORG, that's your call bro, just don't forget what got you here, your friends, and they're worried about you. Turn your back on UFC, turn your back on Tengaged, I don't care, just don't turn your back on us, alright bruh?
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i hope he gets better, he was trying to get me into his habits too.
[3/30/2014 2:01:50 PM] Bry: will you be my loved one
[3/30/2014 2:01:53 PM] Bry: in this game
[3/30/2014 2:02:01 PM] Bry: it's doing a puzzle, so yeah, that's the only reason id pick you
[3/30/2014 2:02:26 PM] lemoncé: LMAO what puzzle
[3/30/2014 2:02:33 PM] Bry: all you have to do
[3/30/2014 2:02:37 PM] Bry: is join a group on facebook
[3/30/2014 2:02:42 PM] Bry: IT WON'T SHOW UP TO ANYONE IN YOUR TIMELINE PROMISE
[3/30/2014 2:02:45 PM] lemoncé: LMAO NO FK THAT
[3/30/2014 2:02:48 PM] Bry: PLS BECCA
I remember when I thought Bryan was from the UK and then he told me he was from Chicago. I thought he was kidding until I talked to him on Skype and he didn't have a British accent. It was only then I knew he was telling the truth!
[3/30/2014 2:01:50 PM] Bry: will you be my loved one
[3/30/2014 2:01:53 PM] Bry: in this game
[3/30/2014 2:02:01 PM] Bry: it's doing a puzzle, so yeah, that's the only reason id pick you
[3/30/2014 2:02:26 PM] lemoncé: LMAO what puzzle
[3/30/2014 2:02:33 PM] Bry: all you have to do
[3/30/2014 2:02:37 PM] Bry: is join a group on facebook
[3/30/2014 2:02:42 PM] Bry: IT WON'T SHOW UP TO ANYONE IN YOUR TIMELINE PROMISE
[3/30/2014 2:02:45 PM] lemoncé: LMAO NO FK THAT
[3/30/2014 2:02:48 PM] Bry: PLS BECCA