This week there were so many quality vlogs it was hard to choose which ones to post, let alone how to rank them roffle! For your viewing pleasure here they are pal!
TSL actually did this vlog in two parts, but I had a scan through the first part and unfortunately despite being 11 minutes I couldn't find a single interesting moment! But not to worry, in the second part she really LIVENS THINGS UP doing some real naughty dares! She pranks her online friends pretending to be pregnant while giggling ROFFLE! Then if you thought that was daring, she puts 10 MARSHMALLOWS IN HER MOUTH FOR 5 SECONDS! LÉMAYO! Just when you thought it couldn't get any cooler, she drinks a small bit of hot sauce before downing a glass of water! DAYUM DAWG!
This vlog gets a *5/10* for me. If you were looking for cool, funny or dangerous dares, you were looking in the wrong place. However if you just want to be brought back to the kind of stuff you thought was edgy in junior high, it's a real good nostalgia piece! She also does a bit of twerking for the preverts who like seeing 13 year old girls do that.
"Just watched the twerking part and you might as well call me Lionel cuz my pants just got MESSI!" - #Chlltownofcourse
"Wow I hope she does another one of these where she raises the stakes and does something even naughtier like knocking a door then running away before they answer rofflemayo!" - DaveLooney
"The best thing about the vlog was the multitude of costume changes! She must have a really good wardrobe manager!" - mattmon3365
There's a lot of ways to pander for votes in stars, you could use the Steel method of taking your top off and muttering about your strategy for 10 minutes or the jenzie method of pouring water on your head and making Christian jokes roffle, but when it comes to Tengaged's number 1 Alegeeter lookalike Kooldude1991, Sam decided to use the corey1 method of dancing around like a maniac to an exuberantly gay song!
This vlog gets an *9/10* from me, from the Winnie the Pooh banner in the background to the silky skills on the dance floor, Sam is a real kool dude. He's having a right ol' laugh and it sure as hell entertained me.
"No matter how you feel, get dressed up and show up!" - brandonpinzu
"He's a maniac, he's a maniac on the floor! And he's dancing like he's never danced before!" - Johneh
"Cut loose, footloose, kick off those Sunday shoes!" - Admir
Tengaged's best vlogger is back. Previously known as umtgm59, Marlon decided to make a new name that's much easier to remember in order for his fans to find him- wmmqlol2. This vlog starts with Marlon bobbing his head in a loop and ends with him waving goodbye in a loop, and in between he brings up some really good points about Mario Kart 8- why are all the characters other than the pets and monsters white? That's fucking racist pal.
This vlog gets a *10/10*. I was thinking about grabbing a copy of Mario Kart 8 but after hearing Marlon's argument, there's no way in hell I'll be touching this piece of corporate corruption. Top respect to wmmmmqlol1 for calling their a$$es out.
"I'm Asian but Marlon has a point- Nintendo is a Mexican word." - aimers
"Needs more selfies." - Carsonl
"I'm glad it's not doing well at the box office! Boycott Mario Kart 8!" - evildoer666
This guy is the man. The public asked Timmay to make a vlog, and Timmy delivered (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecu2PM8_GAw ). However, after that vlog get negged there was no more Mr. Niceguy and Timmay fired back with a NEGGED VLOG VLOG calling these typical b!tches out!
This vlog gets a *10/10* and the honours of *VLOG OF THE WEEK*! From the moment he tells people he's gonna k!ll them for negging him to the closing line where he asks Ashley if she'd rather go to McDonalds or call his cousin a bitch, Timmay is on fire and really showed these pesky neggers who the real man is!
"This guy's so badass I bet he's the kind of guy who even stays up past his bedtime and eats snacks before dinner even though they might ruin his appetite!" - Meyaar
"I always love finding other Tengagers who are my age!" - saraj10
"If I was Ashley I'd sure as hell choose to go to McDonalds!" - dmann
The boss ass b!tch is back! Unlike his usual vlogs, Chance just lets us know a lil bit about what he's been up to instead of going ham on b!tches, but it's good to see his face again and he nearly tricked me into thinking Halloween had lost a ton of weight at the beginning!
"Definitely the best Chance since Chance off of Homeward Bound." - TheSexiestDude990