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Top 10 Funniest "Leaving Tengaged" Clichés

2ndNov 11, 2014 by BengalBoy
imageThe concept of quitting Tengaged has been bastardized so badly that leaving forever is now akin to having a quick piss or going downstairs to grab a slice of toast. When people claim they're leaving Tengaged they tend to follow a particular pattern that's become so predictable it's hilarious, and here are the top 10 funniest clichés surrounding it!

10. "I'm leaving, just as soon as I get top blog!"
Now look here, sometimes I stop going to the gym for a little while, but somehow I manage to do it without holding a personal parade over the fact I won't be there for 2 weeks! On Tengaged it's a bit different, people will often put more effort into pretending to leave than they do into actually leaving, with vlogs, personal messages to friends and spamming their sh!t to top blogs so "they can be sure their friends see it".

"Tell me how much you love me before I leave forever!" - lemonface

9. "I'll leave as soon as I finish my survivor, get TV star level and win stars!"
Often after people fail to leave they'll make some WaCkY excuse about how they ACTUALLY meant they'd leave as soon as they achieved their goals. Now you look here son, Tengaged goals are pointless to begin with and if you care about them, you're not concerned with quitting, just give up the jig instead of constantly extending a time frame for fucking outta here!

"I'm leaving Tengaged soon, but first I have to achieve my dream of being the first person to win stars in the month of April 2024." - konohavillage1

8. "I never said I'd actually be leaving."
If people don't make up a time frame after the fact, they'll often say "I never said I was leaving, just that I'd spend less time on here." For these people leaving basically means playing 4 frookies a week instead of 7 and only posting blogs every 3 hours. I haven't played a game since about last year and go months without blogging but I don't pretend I'm not actually here. If you're gonna pull this one, do it right, like @DanielKennedy111- he made a big deal of how he'd be stepping off Tengaged to enjoy college, so now he only posts 20 blogs a day, joins stars every 5 weeks and only plays about 20 games a month. Good on ya buddy.

"I'm taking a break from Pokémon right now, I only go on it once every day for 12 hours." - dav_o_79

7. "Oops! My phone logged me back in roffle!"
To be honest if you have Tengaged auto logged on on your phone so you can use it on the go I'm not convinced you can't not use this site, furthermore if you say you're leaving then actually visit it on your phone you've not really left have ya, just logged off. People always pull this one and go "Oh well, guess I'm back now xD!"

"I tried to leave school when I was 18 but I accidentally walked back in the next day ROFFLE! What AM I LIKE? Stupid feet xD" - Insanity

6. "Look guys, I was off for 5 minutes!"
As far as I'm concerned leaving for a few weeks or a few months is just natural, but for some people it's such an event they hype it up in blogs and some even screenshot their Last Activity, as if not using a website for 2 months is some kind of achievement, well guess what motherfucker? I haven't used AskJeeves search engine since I was 10 years old, yet I'm still waiting on my Good Effort sticker.

"After quitting smoking for a week, I hung up a poster of my lungs in my room to show off the good work!" - ShayyBayy

5. "Logged in just for this!"
To be honest, if you've "left the site" but you're still checking up on stars and your profile every week you might as well just log in, when you sign in and go "Noticed my boy was up in stars and just HAD to log in! Haha bet you guys didn't expect to see me ;p" or someone's been talking sh!t about you and you suddenly show up, it just goes to show you were on the site the whole time init.

"Haha bet you guys didn't expect to see me here at your barbeque! I was just over there in the bushes and couldn't help notice you talking about me!" - Utsumi

4. "POSTING P*RN IN 10 MINUTES THEN LEAVING FOREVER!"
Sometimes if people don't have any mates to give them sympathy messages for pretending to leave, they just have to strive to get as much attention as possible in a short amount of time. What's the best way to do that? Not posting something we've all seen once we hit puberty, but apparently after 6 years of this being overdone people still think it's a bit cool and edgy. The sad thing about this is the people usually go unnoticed immediately then just come back on a multi posting call out blogs, like a cockroach who feeds off of unnecessary attention. Come up with a better scheme if you wanna go out with a "bang", guys.

"I wanted to quit work, but handing in a 2 weeks notice would be too hard so I just got my dick out and they fired me! SCORE!" - Johneh

3. "Here comes my big comeback!"
Sometimes when people have been off for a few minutes they like to come back with a SPLASH! There's a lot of different approaches to this, some just do a cheeky "Hey guys ;)" but what's more baffling is when people post shit like "Wow this shitty site hasn't changed at all xD does anyone even REMEMBER ME!?" as if leaving for 2 months is gonna change the landscape of the entire website.

"Haha bet no one expected ME! I haven't been on this site since 4 hours ago when I went to bed!" - unkown

2. "It's been real guys. R.I.P. me 2009-2014."
Sometimes when people step off the site for a bit they'll change their profile into some sort of personal obituary, with some kool dude last words like "Heh, it's been radical guys. Seeya later shitty site! 2010-2014" This is the kind of thing that looks kool in a movie but in reality it's just a little cringeworthy and makes them look like a bit of a cracked melon when they come back and change it.

"Whenever I see someone's Tengaged tombstone and notice they were only here for 6 years, it brings a tear to my eye. Why do the good ones always leave young?" - Teddybear

1. "Haha DAE Tengaged anymore? I haven't used that shitty site for 5 days!"
The funniest leaving cliché is when people act like they've transcended using the site by being banned for 3 days then not shutting up about how they're fine without it on Skype, what's more embarrassing is they're back after about a week and act like they've become some sort of life guru by going outside for the first time in their life when most of us have been doing it all along. Good effort fellas.

"What's that? What did I do today? Well I didn't go on Tengaged that's for sure ROFFLE does anyone even still use that shit? LMAO!" - rowan22

At the end of the day, if you wanna use the site use it, and if you don't then don't, there's no need to hold a 3 day parade just cuz you might not use it for a bit and there's no need to force yourself to leave if you're not actually gonna. Just do your thang lil fella, just do you.

Comments

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Sent by LittleBrother123,Nov 11, 2014
people wont even read it and plus
Sent by LittleBrother123,Nov 11, 2014
Im leaving because you've exposed me.

But tbh I was expecting the porm
Sent by konohavillage1,Nov 11, 2014
konohavillage1 LMAO forgot about that
littlebrother123 honestly lil man you don't have to click my blogs if they upset u
Sent by BengalBoy,Nov 11, 2014
I did most of those like 4 years ago. XD
Back when I was soooo grumpy and dramatic.
"OMG MY BLOG WAS IGNORED! LEAVING 4EVA!!"
     
I was so fun around then. (facepalm)
 
I have achieved my last goals already (Gold level and one more Stars).
I guess I'm never leaving. :P
Sent by Yoshitomi,Nov 11, 2014
I doubt I will do a goodbye blog when I leave.
Sent by Diva1,Nov 11, 2014
< 333
Guilty of the porn one
Sent by Obsessed_4405,Nov 11, 2014
HAH the phone one so true

why u checkin up on tengaged m8
Sent by MickJagger,Nov 11, 2014
MickJagger Just checking up on you, my special little flowerpot :¬)
Sent by BengalBoy,Nov 11, 2014
While I leave for abar 2 years unbeknownst to anyone and people think I'm a n00b when I return
Sent by Zacharyy,Nov 11, 2014
I actually waited till I showered and got into bed, to read this :)  So I could savor every delicious  word, and you never disappoint haha! :D  Nothing like reading a BengalBoy blog full of cheeky spot on humor. to put a smile on your face as you drift to sleep lolll 

My favorite one is when they actually post the porn, but no body cares or notices, and they do ten more blogs all in caps asking why they aren't banned yet!!  cracks me up!!  :D
Sent by Gemini,Nov 12, 2014
im leaving tengaged but first im going to be mentioned on one of these blgos
Sent by blueu22,Nov 12, 2014
how about me?

"once i win a frookies ill leave tengaged :)"
Sent by C00LDUDE1000,Nov 12, 2014
Were is Bambiboo6 Who made a vlog claiming shes leaving the site then proceeds to join a rookies.
Sent by TheOrphan82,Nov 12, 2014
I decided to stay not that is your business TheOrphan82
Sent by BambiBoo6,Nov 12, 2014
then you have the people that welcome you back when you never even left lol
Sent by JustMe,Nov 12, 2014
LOL loves this blog
Sent by seana86,Nov 12, 2014
You want some I'll give it ya
Sent by rowan22,Nov 12, 2014
LOL this is so true
Tbh people just get pissed bored with it and naturally without saying goodbye when they do
Sent by tommarkoliver,Nov 12, 2014
I can't wait for someone to make a leaving blog

then a day later make a vlog of them singing "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going"
Sent by JamesM,Nov 12, 2014
bitches be like

I'm staying- I'm staying
And you, and you- You're gonna love me

and we be like "u left?"
Sent by JamesM,Nov 12, 2014
LOL truth tea!! amen brothaa!
"I wanted to quit work, but handing in a 2 weeks notice would be too hard so I just got my dick out and they fired me! SCORE!" LOL
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Nov 12, 2014
BengalBoy knows whats up. but on the real I dont know a lot of these people on the blogs pages
Sent by Jogon,Nov 12, 2014
"Haha bet you guys didn't expect to see me here at your barbeque! I was just over there in the bushes and couldn't help notice you talking about me!" - Utsumi
Sent by Fredcrugar,Nov 12, 2014
+++
Sent by Arcaninemaster,Nov 12, 2014
LOL IM DEAD
Sent by hwest14,Nov 12, 2014
"I wanted to quit work, but handing in a 2 weeks notice would be too hard so I just got my dick out and they fired me! SCORE!" - Johneh

I officially lost it right then
Sent by CharlieBibi,Nov 12, 2014
lmfaoo bengalboy you are the male version of  DIVA1
Sent by Hakim,Nov 12, 2014
Yes, he is Hakim!
Sent by Diva1,Nov 12, 2014

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