The four tributes charged, Britney and Ian turned into the water and began swimming hard toward the cornucopia.
“They never die.” Daniele screamed as she ran at Janelle with the bat raised above her head.
“Thought you could take my hands off without paying the price?” Janelle hissed when Daniele got close enough.
Daniele took the bat and swung it at Janelle's face. Janelle blocked the bat with her spear and machete arms. She knocked the bat free of Daniele's hands and laughed as it rolled toward the water.
“ Where do you think you're going?” Janelle said as Daniele took off to the water. Janelle ran to Daniele who was waist deep in the water, she jumped on her back, dragging her underwater, she wrapped her arm around Daniele's neck, and pressed the blade of the machete up against her throat.
Daniele kicked and clawed at Janelle but was taking in mouthfuls of water.
“Get- off.” Daniele spurted before Janelle dunked her head under again.
“We're gonna play a little game, called five finger discount. You stole my hands, so I steal your life.”
“No” Daniele gurgled, kicking as hard as she could against Janelle's body.
“Have a nice swim Daniele.” Janelle said as she pulled the blade back hard against Daniele's throat. She pushed Daniele's body away and began swimming toward Ian and Britney at the cornucopia.
The cannon sounded and Britney and Ian turned to see Janelle swimming toward them.
“What do we do?” Ian said as they reached the dock and started making their way past Dick and Porsche's dead bodies.
“Find weapons.” Britney said as she came across a chainsaw. She revved it up and watched as the saw blades spun quickly. Ian backed away from her, watching as Janelle came up onto the dock.
“You gonna saw me in half lumberjack?” Janelle asked as she creeped her way along the edge of the dock at Britney.
“Come any closer and I will.” Britney hissed as she positioned the chainsaw for attack.
Janelle looked down at Britney's feet, and then charged.
Britney took off at Janelle, but the water that had dripped off of her clothes, around her feet made for a slippery start. Britney fell backward and as she did the chainsaw fell back as well, and began sawing into her. Half of her face slid off, and when she landed the chainsaw ended up on top of her, sawing a giant line diagonally down her chest.
Janelle began laughing hysterically. “WELL LOOK WHO'S IN THE FINAL TWO.” She began strutting over to where Ian was climbing up the side of the cornucopia. “FINALLY.”
Janelle made her way up on the edge of the cornucopia and hoisted herself up. Ian stood twenty feet from her holding a steak knife.
Janelle kept walking, she knew that she had the upper hand. (No pun intended.)
She stopped a few feet in front of Ian and smiled.
Ian just looked at her, holding the knife stiffly by his side.
“Always the bridesmaid, but never the big brother bride? Pfff Please. Looks like it's my big day, doesn't it Ian?” Janelle said as she inched closer to Ian. He backed up as far as he could without falling off the side of the cornucopia.
“Have any last words Ian?” Janelle said as she positioned her machete and spear at his chest.
“Yeah, actually I do.”
Janelle looked intrigued.
With the swiftest of movements Ian threw the steak knife to the side grabbed both the spear and machete on Janelle's arms and spun. He had her hanging slightly off of the cornucopia. Janelle tried pulling the machete back, slicing Ian's hand open, but the strings had become loose from the swim.
“LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY WEDDING DAY BITCH.” Ian said as he ripped the machete and spear off of Janelle's arms, the only leverage keeping her up.
Ian watched as Janelle fell backward off the cornucopia, and onto a bunch of spears. The spears poked up through Janelle's stomach and a pool of blood bubbled up out of her shirt.
A cannon sounded and Ian dropped to his knees in tears.
Julie Chen's voice boomed throughout the arena. “We have a Victor. The winner of the 1st Annual Hunger Games: Big Brother Cast is Ian Terry from District 3.