So my nephew, who is three, pictured below, comes up to me and says, "Ninny? Ninny B*tchy Power, B*tchy Power. It's in his whisper-whine voice, and I have no idea, obviously, what B*tchy Power is.
Lots of things cross my mind, but none of them make sense. Is it some kind of new cartoon? A superhero power? At times it sounds as if he's saying powDer, but no, that's not right. I ask him to repeat it.
Me: What did you say?
Drake: you say
Me: No, what did you ask me?
Drake: Ninny.
Me: Yes?
Drake: B*tchy Power.
Me: What is B*tchy Power?
Drake: Ninny shing ut?
Me: No, you sing it.
Drake: B*tchy b*tchy Powder up waa-erpot.....
Oooooooooh! Itsy Bitsy Spider. I had no idea. I guess I'd better start keeping a list of songs kids sing and when I can't figure out what he's talking about, I could try to match it up or something.
Otherwise, I'm wondering why my nephew's all "Power to the B*tches!" or something.