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B*tchy Power Oct 18, 2008
imageSo my nephew, who is three, pictured below, comes up to me and says, "Ninny?  Ninny B*tchy Power, B*tchy Power.  It's in his whisper-whine voice, and I have no idea, obviously, what B*tchy Power is. 

Lots of things cross my mind, but none of them make sense.  Is it some kind of new cartoon?  A superhero power?  At times it sounds as if he's saying powDer, but no, that's not right.  I ask him to repeat it.

Me:  What did you say?
Drake:  you say
Me:  No, what did you ask me?
Drake:  Ninny.
Me:  Yes?
Drake:  B*tchy Power.
Me:  What is B*tchy Power?
Drake:  Ninny shing ut?
Me:  No, you sing it.
Drake:  B*tchy b*tchy Powder up waa-erpot.....

Oooooooooh!  Itsy Bitsy Spider.  I had no idea.  I guess I'd better start keeping a list of songs kids sing and when I can't figure out what he's talking about, I could try to match it up or something.

Otherwise, I'm wondering why my nephew's all "Power to the B*tches!" or something. 

Not good.
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Karma Karma Karma Chameleon Oct 8, 2008
So today, I've made it to day 5 of my first game. 

The TIP for today says I'll be getting a lot of Karma.  Whee!
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Bobby and the Amazing, Disappearing Laundry Soap Spectacular, Spectacular. Oct 4, 2008
imageMy brother uses more laundry detergent than anyone else in the Western Hemisphere.

It’s a mystery.

The bottle says 90 loads, but he uses it up in a Great Big Hurry.  Like in a week.  And there aren't even ever any clean clothes to show for it. 

Jeeeeeez.
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