Stacey on International Relations: "Don't come off too strong, don't come off too weak. You gotta, slide in. Let someone else do it if it benefit me. Say "yeah I think you should do that (bomb Iraq)," but I didn't say it you said it. USA gonna be a hustler."
James on World Hunger: "Don't bite the apple"
Tyson on same-sex marriage: "I'm just ready to get this over with and get some hot dog in my mouth"
Amanda on lying on the campaign trail: "When I told y'all I wasn't going to pass anti-gun laws I wasn't going to then. But I did it!"
Edna on Jeb Bush "Jeb, I know you came out here to cleanse your family name. You’re not doing a very good job of it. I’m sorry.”
Rudy on same-sex marriage: "I love it, not in a homosexual way"
Lisi on the Flint water crisis: "Those are the worst water shoes I've ever seen, it tells me you're completely unprepared, to run this country"
Carolyn on bombing ISIS: "Who knows? It could happen."
Spencer at a debate: "Kass, 0% chance of winning this election."
Marissa's approach to the Russia issue: "FUCK YOU VLADMIR PUTIN!"
Kat on military issues: "War is fun and exciting!"
Rupert on election night: "WHO VOTED FOR ME?"
Colton on Obama: "You can quit now or jump in the fire, whichever is more convenient for you"
Dan on Sarah Palin: "Would someone please just slap this woman?"
Darnell on everything: "I'll just do what my gut tells me, my gut never lies, and what my gut is saying right now, is go use the bathroom."
