5. Jessie & Lydia: Lydia. Oh Lydia. You're desperation and insecurities shone quite brightly when you latched yourself on to the douchiest tool in Big Brother history. I tried evicting you repeatedly, yet you cried like a bitch baby when he got the boot.
4. Ollie & April: Ollie was decent, but seriously? He claimed to be a religious guy, and did the nasty with the c*ntiest c*nt to ever appear on Big Brother more times than I can count on my hands and feet.
3. David & Aaryn: A total idiot paired with an absolutely racist bitch who's not-so-great at feigning kindness. Basically this high on the list cuz I fucking hate Aaryn.
2. Mike Boogie & Erika: Freddie Kruger acting like a total douchebag towards America's fav hoebag. Mike certainly pulled the wool over her eyes, and was sadly awarded with a win.
1. Shane & Danielle: The most metrosexual man to ever grace the Earth paired with the most obnoxiously insecure and clingy bitch. Danielle's constant fat-girl mindset made BB14 almost impossible to watch. And Shane is definitely gay #nohate
