I was at this gigantic outside mall, and I had just been to the beach.
I accidentally wore my boxers when I went in the water, so we had to go back to the house and dry them. Therefore, I was underwear-less at the mall. So, the zipper of my jeans kept hitting against my penis..and it started to bleed. So, in this hawaiian store, I had to go in the bathroom and started screaming when my ballsack was bleeding, and some got on my leg. I panicked, and IN THE STORE WITH OTHER PEOPLE, screamed out "MY PENIS IS BLEEDING!" My cousin died of laughter and since my aunt doesn't have any boys, GAVE ME A BAND-AID. I wasn't thinking and put the band-aid on my ballsack. It didn't help, and it was stuck, I had to yank it off, and then it slowly healed after we rushed back to the house. the end omg =[
