I accidentally jacked off all over my couch and my parents were out and like my couch isn't leather so it was gonna stain and leave a mark so I ran into the kitchen and wet a bunch of paper towels and washed the whole couch but then there was wet marks and I was flipping out and then I heard a car door close and I thought they were home and I was still naked so then I rushed to put on my clothes and I was shaking so it was taking too long and then I ripped my boxers putting them on and then I looked outside and there was no one there then I went on find my iPhone and my parents were still in the city and I was omfg thank you Jesus and then I put towels all over the couch and it dried before they came home gg