*nice guys are ugly, hot guys are jerks, nice hot guys are gay
*They say Hate is a very strong word,but then they throw love around like nothing
* Don't Kanye me or i will chris brown you and Tiger woods your mother -i just find this one funny-
* "You had all weekend to do the homework" "Oh, sorry i have a life..."
* Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT."
Please tell me that this gets better yet.. im Grounded for a month and someone told me that this was addictive so it could keep my busy
I could fall asleep :(