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JOKE OF THE DAY 3

May 19, 2009 by MrCoolMalta
imageThis MUST be read. It's darn funny! Hope you like it, and thanks for the comments and points, I appreciate them a lot. Here you go;

A Man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa at a nursing home in Hamrun. "How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Nurse in charge.

"What are you people doing?!" he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis! Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Master Nurse.

"Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

Comments

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Sent by imxrated93,May 19, 2009
that's pretty good
plussed
Sent by realitynerd,May 19, 2009
thanks for the comments and the *+*+*+*+*+*+*+* hehe. Appreciated.
Sent by MrCoolMalta,May 19, 2009

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