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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

We're terrible people

Jan 11, 2016 by NJKoda1998
Cmack311 and I have come up with an new idea for survivor 50

SURVIVOR 50: RETIREMENT HOME
"Outwit, Outplay, Outlive"
"They must learn to adapt, or they'll be turned into vegetables"
"39 Days. 20 Elderly. Barely Any Survivors"
Instead of #Blindside its #IveFallenAndICantGetUp
Merged tribe name is Life Alert
First Twist: Rudy joins the cast to help them survive in the wilderness
Bingo Challenge, resulting in many people tackling each other.
Jeff taking the Immunity necklace from a woman named Betty. Susan yells rape

Endurance Challenge, to see who can go the longest without their false teeth (with cameo's from Dawn and Brenda's grandma)
[5:37:30 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): 'Brenda walks in with her granny'
[5:37:36 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): Brenda: OMG
[5:37:48 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): "Nana, this is the bitch I was talking about'
[5:38:06 PM | Edited 5:38:15 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): 'Brenda's granny walks over'
[5:38:38 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): Hi everyone, my name is Brenda's granny, but you can call be B.G.
[5:38:57 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): 'BG slaps Dawn'...."Let's go, let's do it now"
[5:39:15 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): "Take out those teeth before I take you out back and make you my bitch too"
[5:39:47 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): 'Cuts to a live image of Probst'
[5:39:58 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): "See, that's the thing about Survivor is you never know what can happen"
[5:40:13 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): "We had to stop filming shortly after this"
[5:41:00 PM] Carl (Insert Last Name Here): "The retirement home burned down and everyone was evacuated, so nobody wins the money....so, we gave it to a great charity....the Val Collins Association"

THE END!

Comments

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sent by Cmack311,Jan 11, 2016
wtf
Sent by harrywasnak,Apr 24, 2016

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