Hold up, wait a goddamn minute. First of all, FIRST THE FUCK OF ALL, how in the hell can a dragon be Spanish. This is something I never understood and probably never will. I mean this bitch lives in Dragon Land, which I have gathered is some sort of world parallel to our own, so they would have none of the same customs, history, or anything like that. I mean I guess it also doesn't make sense that they speak English, but I digress. Anyways, I never understood Quetzal. He's some sort of Mexican dragon and speaks in the most stereotypical accent possible, and though I don't remember this from the show, the wikipedia page says he has an identical twin brother named Fernando who works IN HIS GARDEN. My God, I thought this show was about promoting Spanish culture, not making fun of it. But Quetzal is very old, very leathery, and just a little bit creepy. I don't know why, but I just never felt comfortable with his relationship with the children and the young dragons, you know what I mean? It just had a weird vibe to it. Anyways, I really don't like Quetzal's leathery old ass and I have nothing more to say on him. NEXT.
8. Quetzal