So I was thinking while sipping on a warm glass of truth tea with my friend Kermit the Frog yesterday: Who is the GREATEST user that has ever existed on Tengaged, ever?
I only had to think for a few seconds before coming up with an answer.
Is it Diva1? NOPE!
Is it Emmaleigh? NYET!
Is it Alisowned? NAH!
Maybe it's Jubbzy? NEIN!
The GREATEST user to EVER exist in the HISTORY of EVER on ANY website is......
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Control yourselves now, gays
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None other than the unsung P!MP master G of tengaged, Nathan1999!
Nathan or, "Big Daddy Nate" as his inner circle of friends call him, has run tengaged harder than a PGA member watching Rupual's Drag Race in HD. Big Daddy Nate has dished out the truth sauce since DAY FUCKING ONE. Not even a 3 day ban for telling TheEclipse to put a sharp object up his you know where could stop this guy (I'd post the whole thing, but I'm not getting banned). Here are some of the Big N's best bits:
"HEY NEGGERS GO FUCK YOURSELFS!"
"I'm 14 and there's no limit to age on this site"
"I mean it's just a game, and I'm not gonna lie I have got "angry" with people before over it but some people just take it WAY to far.. It's a game , not a fucking million dollar treasure hunt, so some of y'all need to take a pill and calm the fuck down."
"LaQeen you are the only joke because your hurting peoples feelings telling them to leave the site and never come back ... I won't put up with you bullying!!!! #Stop#notnice"
"People on tengaged are ridiculous .. C'mon everyone gets back stabbed .. People do what they have to do to win the game .. So you know what love me or hate me Idc but don't come at me like I murdered ur family if I just got ur ass evicted because u were a threat"
But even in being ruthless, Big Daddy Nate has a softer side, caring and compassionate almost to a fault!
"Tengaged is a fun interactive place where you can meet new friends or even play against your own.. When u first make your tengaged account you'll will get to chose ur characters look and make a bio about yourself..Then you can start playing a game by clicking enroll..If you place first second or third you will reseve money to play in higher games and level up like black level playing in bb all stars.. At the top of the page u see blogs were u can pretty much talk about anything you want to talk about next to that is groups were you can create your own game but it cost 25 t of your winnings..Designs is where u can make your own cloths for a chance for them to be sent to actions which is in shops where you can by cloths and level up next is feats where u can join groups and make alliances for upcoming games in games u can view all the games that are goin on at that time and mail is where u know it mail is finally is Me where u can view ur profile.. Oh and by clicking on a bother persons profile you can add them as a friend... Well that is all hoped you learned alot about tengaged!!! copyright"
"This game is my life but in real life I live on the streets and how to go to a library everyday to play this game... Plz comment and leave me a vote for my life"
"Abi I feel so bad for you. U shouldn't get treated like that no matter how u act!!!"
Congrats Big Daddy Nate, keep being you and showing the rest of us who the REAL Sheriff 'round
these parts is.
So I was thinking while sipping on a warm glass of truth tea with my friend Kermit the Frog yesterday: Who is the GREATEST user that has ever existed on Tengaged, ever?