"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I rather have my dick cut off
Than watch this season through
We have poets, rappers, and a cop
We have a princess, we have slop
We have beauty, we have fame
but we don’t have any game
This season has been run by 6 jamokes
Who turned this season into a joke
I should give props to the detonators
Cuz once this season is over they’ll have all the haters
Watching this season is a chore
Between Derrick, Cody, & Victoria, I can’t tell whose the biggest bore
But one thing is for certain, Frankie is the biggest fame whore
He is not a social media mogul, he is just plain nuts
I cannot wait until he gets out of the house, and sees that everyone hates his guts
Then we have Beast Mode Cowboy, what more can I say
The dumbest mother ***** that I have ever seen play
Princess Victoria, how much more can we take?
Relax kiddo, everyone knows your hair is fake
Oh and you suck as a gamer too
Its been 70 days and you still don’t know what the ***** to do
It’s time for me to go raw, since this season is going south
But nothing would give me more pleasure, than to take food out of Derricks daughters mouth
This season is an abortion, it is so bad it makes me hurt
Hopefully the house will end up like that Great White concert
But after this atrocity, I think it’s safe to say
You all really suck at the end of the day
So with that being said this is the end of my poem
I’ll put this season at the bottom of the totem
Until then, so long until next summer, it’s time for me to get on my high horse
PS: Christine, Tim wants a divorce. LULZ."
