#3 When I was on a really small plane from houston with like 16 people on board and we were flying through a storm at night and with the windows open the sky was purple with lots of flashes of thunder. The flight had the worst turbulence ever, I thought I was going to die that night. I could've sworn lightning hit the plane too. It was horrible and very scary the /entire/ time. But it was a short flight.
#2 When I sat behind this stupid woman with her stupid child sitting on her lap, who's old enough to have his own seat. He kept kicking my chair and it almost gave me a made my head explode. I had a headache the entire time and it got worse and worse as the stupid kid KEPT kicking the back of my chair and my head would wobble. I looked back multiple times at the dumb bitch she acted like nothing was wrong. I really really wish I woulda just said something or pulled that kid from his seat and thrown him across the plane.
#1 When I was flying southwest and all the white people was lookin at me like they didn't want me to sit next to them so I went to the very back of the plane to end up sitting between 2 black people. They were like african or something. Long story short some stupid girl behind me KEPT shouting some girls name over and over again. And idk WHO it was but I think BOTH people I sat next to kept farting. It wasn't a normal fart.. it was like the stinky smelly burrito bacon hot farts that smell TERRIBLE. I had my shirt over my face and I wasn't even trying to hide the fact that I could smell their intestinal odor. I don't even know how it's possible to have a fart that bad. It would happen every 2 minutes. I had an extremely bad headache and I couldn't do anything about it. On top of that the woman had the FUNKIEST RANKEST STANKEST BREATH I'VE EVER SMELLED IN MY LIFE. It's hard to describe but it smell liked all her teeth were ROTTEN and she hadn't brushed them in literally years and she decided to eat a fresh pile of dog poop before getting on the plane. It was HORRIBLE.
