OUT WITH FRIENDS TRYING TO TAKE MY MIND OFF THIS FINAL AND THE SURPRISING WIN OF TIFFANY,
6:30 ROLLS AROUND
GOES AND GOOGLES ON MY PHONE CBB17
SCOTTY T WINS BB OVER STEPHANIE AND TIFFANY
NOT REALLY SUPER MAD, KINDA IRRITATED THAT A BLACK WOMAN WHO BASICALLY DROVE THIS SHITSHOW DIDNT GET THE DESERVED WIN, FIGURED THE BRITISH PUBLIC WERE UP TO THEIR OLD FUCKERY TRICKS AGAIN/GAZ THE FUCKING CUNT VOTES AND THOSE SAID VOTES NOT GETTING NULLIFIED. EH WHATEVER.
11:30 PM
GETS HOME
LOGS THE FUCK ON
SEES THAT TIFFANY GOT FOURTH
GETS FUCKING IRATE
SEES DARREN BEAT TIFFANY
FUCK THIS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHOW TO FUCKIN HELL I SWEAR TO FUCK ALL ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? STEPH IN THE FINAL 2? DARREN THE MAN FULL OF SHIT LITERALLY THIRD PLACE? BECAUSE THESE TWO ONE OF WHICH CRIED ABOUT BEING A PROPER WOMAN AND OR HAVING RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS EVEN THOUGH SHE CHEATED ON LIVE FUCKING TELEVISION?
DARREN THE LITERAL FAKE CUNT WHO WAS SEMI RACIST? WHO CHEATED ON HIS PREVIOUS WIVES AND GOT MAD AT BEING ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT IT?
WINS OVER THE GODDESS OF 2016 TIFFANY POLLARD?
THE SAME FUCKING GODDESS WHO GAVE US DAVID BOWIE GATE?
WHO SPAWNED C5 HIGHER FUCKING RATINGS?
WHO SPAWNED COUNTLESS MEMES AND INTEREST INTO THIS FUCKING SHOW?
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB BP AND YOU FUCKING BLEW IT AS USUAL
WHY DO I KEEP PUTTING MY SELF THRU THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT
CAPSATTACK went IN on the #CBBUK ending