Adele- *To Audience* Hello i am Adele and welcome to Adele’s Big Brother, You are probably watching this to forget about that awful shitty season that CBS created, known as bb19 . Tonight we will be throwing in 10 houseguests into the Big Brother House, where there will be a 8 week battle, but only one can win the 1 million dollar prize. Let’s just throw these bitches in without any introductions. Houseguests come on out!
*Houseguests come out into the live audience*
Adele- The first 5 to go in are, Mike, Aria, Ashley, Zack and Caleb. You may now enter
*They enter*
Aria- Omg Hey everyone!!!!! This house is so cute, it is like a arctic theme!
Ashley- What the fuck this house is awful, i’m leaving.
Zack- I will leave with u boo, we can spend a night at a hotel.
Ashley- Umm i was joking, get away from me.
*Brief Silence*
Zack- What a bitch.
Zack- Caleb don’t you think Ashley is hot af?
*Caleb does not answer and goes off into the bedroom*
Mike- Can we all just not have drama, were just getting to know each other! Zach don't be so rude.
Zack- Would you not want to go into her Pussy?
*Ashley walks into the Diary Room*
Ashley- Zack is a vile human being and i have only known him for like 2 minutes, *Starts Crying* I Have had a bad history of men taking advantage of me with my goddess looks, and it’s bringing me back to those awful times. I just hope the next 5 houseguests to come in are nicer
*Back in the live audience*
Adele- Jenna, Kim, Crae, Kasey and Logan you all can now go into the house!
Kim- Omg yas!!!
*They enter the house*
Kim- OMG WHAT’S UP BITCHES!!!
Kim *Starts hugging everyone*
Kim- *Starts humping the polar bear sculpture in the living room*
Kasey- *Whispers to Aria*- Omg that girl is Vile
Aria- I know right like let’s get that bitch out first.
*Hoh Competition*
Adele- This competition is called Hold onto the banana! You most hold onto the giant banana for as long as possible. Go!
*Kasey falls after 1 minute and 4 seconds*
*Mike falls after 14 minutes and 37 seconds*
*Aria falls after 15 minutes and 30 seconds*
Aria- *In the diary room*- This really sucks i wanted to win this hoh because there is certain people that are getting on my nerves already *camera pans to Kim*
*Caleb falls after 23 minutes and 11 seconds*
*Jenna falls after 25 Minutes and 0 seconds*
Jenna- *In the diary room*- I never wanted to win the first hoh, but i stayed on longer than some people to show that i can be good in comps and possible make some alliances.
*Zach falls after 25 Minutes and 44 seconds*
*Logan falls after 30 Minutes and 25 Seconds*
*Only Ashley, Crae and Kim are left*
*Ashley falls after 1 Hour and 40 Minutes and 33 Seconds*
Kim- Crae can we make a deal
Crae- No i want to win this
Kim- I wont nominate you.
Crae- I’m sorry but i really want to win this hoh!
Kim- I Will nominate you if i win.
Crae- Oh my, ok i guess i will fall
*Crae falls after 1 Hour and 43 Minutes and 14 Seconds*
Adele- Congratulations Kim you have won hoh!!!
Kim- OMG YAS!!!! *Jumps up and down*
*In the bedroom*
*Aria, Jenna, Kasey and Logan are having a chat*
Jenna- I really like you all, you all give me good vibes!
Kasey- Yes girl that is exactly what i was thinking
Logan- Same!
Jenna- Kim is crazy though
Aria- Definitely that bitch needs to take a chill pill
Jenna- Like honestly we should all make an alliance.
Logan- Count me in!
Aria- Should we make a whole house alliance against Kim?
Jenna- Umm no, we should make an alliance with only Kim so we can stay safe for the week.
Logan- Eww why kim.
Jenna- Omg because she’s hoh.
Jenna- *In the diary room* I of course want to make alliance with Aria, Kasey, and Logan, but most of them are dumb so it’s going to be so hard to work with them, but i will have to try to anyways.
Jenna- I Will go talk to Kim.
Aria- Good luck queen!
Kasey- I Will come with you Jenna
*Jenna and Kasey walk up to the hoh room to talk to Kim*
Kim- Omg hey girls welcome !! I Can’t believe i won hoh i’m literally doing somersaults right now!
Kasey- We know you're really excited but remember you will have to nominate 2 people for eviction,
Jenna- I feel like we should make an alliance!
Kim- OMG TOTALLY YAS WE SHOULD! FIRST ALLIANCE YAY!
Jenna- I’m pretty sure Aria and Logan would join also so that’s 5, we will have the numbers!
Kim- OMG YAS I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS WE WILL SLAY THIS GAME!!!!
Kasey- Yeah totally *rolls eyes*
Kim- Did you just roll your eyes at me.
Kasey- Umm no
Kim- Yes you did, get out of my room!
Kasey- Excuse Me?
Kim- GET OUT OF MY ROOM
*Throws lamp at Kasey*
*Kasey dodges the Lamp*
Kasey- What the fuck, psychopathic bitch, i’m outta here.
*Kasey leaves the room*
Kim- I’m not working with her, i'm nominating her.
Jenna- Ok that’s fine, maybe i can suggest you nominate someone else like one of the boys, Caleb, Mike or Zach. We could get Kasey out.
Kim- That’s a great idea, and yes i want Kasey out!
Jenna- *In the diary room*- I really don’t want Kasey out, but as long as it’s not me going up on that block i’m fine, but i’m still sticking with my core 4 alliance, and i will try my best to get one of the boys out of the house, well except Logan of course.
*Nomination Ceremony*
Kim- Hello everybody welcome to the nomination ceremony, Omg i can’t believe i’m still hoh omg!!! It’s my duty as hoh to nominate 2 people for eviction. The first person i have nominated is
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*Kasey’s face appears on the wall*
Kasey- Psychopathic.
Kim- The second person i have nominated for eviction is
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*Zach’s face appears on the wall*
Kim- I Have decided to nominate you Kasey and you Zach for eviction, Kasey i just think you are a bitch, and very very rude, and zach i think you are rubbing the house the wrong way with some of your comments.
Kasey- *In diary room*- I’m not surprised i’m nominated, i’m just hoping i can win the power of veto or hopefully one of my alliance members wins it and takes me off
Zach- *In diary room*- This fucking sucks, Kim is a dumb hoe ass bitch, all these ladies in this house are disgusting whores.
Ashley- *In diary room*- Thank god Zach was nominated he is sexest towards woman and treats them like shit, Bye bye bitch.
