My best cutie friend Zeptis <3 Truly an amazing lass...I've watched you grow so much over the last year. You've gone from a 38 year old single hoarder, and blossomed into a 39 year old single hoarder, who is mere days away from having your house condemned because of "the smell".
All jokes aside, despite your problems you're one my best friends on this site, and I wouldn't trade you for the world.
I've tracked down your closest friends and forced them at knife point to say something (nice?) about you. I even got a celebrity to make a brief appearance and perform a lil somethin special for your big day.
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Donaam: Happy 39th birthday, thank you for making me feel so heterosexual all the time.
Hannah_Banks2250: Zeptis i want you to ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ my ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ & treat me like a ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️. Luv u mean it🥰 hope we get to tongue later xxx Happy 39th queen.
iybf : Happy birthday Miss Zeptis ❤️ You've always been a super sweet person to me! I appreciate your genuineness & kindness & I hope you have a wonderful day 🙂. Here's to another 39 years!!!
jessie_: Happy birthday you sexy sexy sexy mom. I hope you get gigantic cock, money and a year of happiness 💜 39 Kissessss
brightongal: Happy birthday to the pair of tits I love to suck<3 I love you my lover!!!! I hope you have the best birthday ever and get spoiled rotten! You deserve it and much more! I can’t wait to party with you in Scottsdale while we exploit sugar daddies xoxo 💖
cheritaisdelicious: HAPPY 69TH BIRTHDAY ZEPTIS, YOU ARE STILL AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU WERE AT 25. I miss you and your tits, we haven't talked as much lately, which is kind of tragic, because we have always been SOULMATES and you know I will treat you better than any boring old married man does. I hope you have a fantastic birthday and don't spend more than 3 hours of it on the toilet. Also, that Brookie buys you something pretty.
delete2544: to my favorite bigboob toilet lesbian: thanks for setting me up with the most hated tengager. here comes the other end- of your 30s!
And for the grand finale, the moment you've all been waiting for. A LIVE PERFORMANCE of a brand new single, written especially for this wonderous occasion ( zeptis's 39th). PLEASE WELCOME KATY PERRY!
THANK YOU! LUV U