lemjam6
Happy Birthday Jake! Believe it or not, you do have some friends and here are some messages from all of us! (also, thanks for letting me still do this after I spoiled it to you by accident :)
PS - Including me there is 24 messages, coincidence, I dont think so!
cfff - Jake, a lot of people say you are a psychotic bitch, and honestly that is 100 percent true.. But for some reason I still talk to you everyday. You are someone I just get along with. You have been a good friend to me these last 2 years and every day is some weird tengaged adventure with you. I appreciate every moment of it/ Thank you for being my person and a great friend and I hope you enjoy your birthday < 3 Enjoy this blog :) PS I will continue watching Greys for you. I promise #teamcallie
gentlemang - Contrary to your belief, I know I was never "horrible" to you, but anyways. Happy Birthday < 3 I really appreciate the fact that you tried making me a birthday blog for my birthday when no on else even has and that really meant a lot to me because I always wanted one of those, and I'm glad that someone is doing one for you. Anyways, I hope you have an amazing day and enjoy yourself, we may not be friends, but I'm still a good person and wish you the best. http://i49.tinypic.com/33xa13b.jpg
judi - i may not be as good of a surgeon as you are, I may have become the thing we laughed at, but you became the thing we worshipped, Jake im always in awe being on call someone #13 in the HOF, and ever since i came back to gaged youve become more than a friend, youve become my person,, and oh I know, this sounds corny but Happy Birthday to my mom, the goddess of pop, and no I did not just describe Gwen, or yang, I described Jaylin.
electraviv - From a loyal Taurus to another loyal Taurus, Happy birthday babe < 3 There's so much more that I could say, but #TeamUnloyal doesn't deserve to see it
ChilltownBB7 - For the past year, I have been researching into who Lemjam6 really is. Many people know his name, Jake Bodell, but I wanted to take it a step further. Through hours and hours of research and countless hours of Skype calls, I have figured it all out. I started with taking the letters of his name, shuffling them around, and looking for what came up. Key words such as "leaked" and "bald" appeared instantly, for these key words frequently slip from his mouth. Most importantly though, I found one seven letter word... "Labeled". With this discovery, I knew that the world's judgment of Jake had been skewed by many failed attempts to take him down in Frookies. I knew I had to take it a step further. I had to turn to his ancestry, to see where Lemjam had originated from. At this point the whole world knows that Cristina Yang is his mom and that she “birthed” him, so I had to turn my attention to her. Using the same process as before, I looked for keywords within her name. However, all of the words I found seemed to be negative like “satanic”, “racist”, “insanity”, or worst of all “Tai”. I quickly realized that I was on the wrong track. I knew that I was missing something, and finally it clicked. I had to combine the two. Looking at the letters in YangBodell, I discovered the true meaning of Lemjam. Not only did I find the reoccurrence of “bald”, I also found words such as “bond”, “boldly” “godly”, “golden”, and of course “yell”. Words that described him, but not perfectly. Then I saw it. The meaning of CYA, Lemjam, and most importantly Jake Bodell…. “LOYAL”, and I knew that was the true meaning all along. Happy Birthday Jake! :D (I also found the word “bondage” so you might want to explain that later…)
jojo7784 - Oh Jake where do i even start, you are one of the most psychotic people i have ever had the misfortune of meeting and why i am friends with you i have no clue, But anyway now onto the positive part, when you aren't being a psychotic cunt you are one of my closest friends, we are always able to have something to talk about, whether its the goddess known as Charlotte King or any other random TV show we always have a great time, so even though you are a psychopath I hope you have an amazing 19th birthday and i also hope we continue to be friends for awhile < 3
Us < 3
Owlb0ned - Happy birthday Jake I love you so much and miss our daily chats and calls. No matter what I am thankful for having u in my life and having the chance to be as close to you as I once was. You're an amazing friends and a laugh and I hope you have a great birthday
bluelagoon506 - Dearest Jacob, As you may know it's your Birthday, you may also know I am sick and by now that Brian is doing one of these stupid happy birthday blogs for ya cause you are "special" to us apparantly but what you may not know is that I asked Andrew for a favor to write this for me cause he's an expert at doing these but he refused me so now you will just get a crappy birthday message. BLAME HIM! Anyways I dont even know how old you are turning this year but let's pretend I do like I pretend to like going on calls with you! jk but seriously I know we dont do calls as often anymore but I do love when i can go on and we just talk about everything in life in general. You will never know how much I appreciate those calls. You are 1 of the few ppl that really understands me. Thanks for being you and have a really great birthday cause you deserve it < 3
saraj10 - To my daddy, my lover, the yang to my Meredith and most importantly my best friend. Over the past year we've had up and we've had our downs most of the downs is you being to old for me to get ur nudes from. But no matter what happens I know I cant stay mad at you cause I have to shit talk others to you. We've gotton to the point in our relationship where I could tell you anything and you would support me no matter what. You make me a stronger women just by standing by my side and I words could never explain how much you mean to me. Happy 19 birthday pedo, I love you my bestie and thank god that I met you
macken - Happy Birthday Dad! You are really great person really really reallly really deep down inside you. You've also got me obsessed with Shonda shows so thanks for ruining my life. have a great day
robertguajardo - HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEMMY. LOL, tbh, i don’t remember telling you happy birthday last year because i think we were still fighting. I just remember you being in my birthday blog but we weren’t civil. Our fight definitely made us stronger and I can say you’re one of the few people on TG that I can share my secrets with, and i LOVE that me & you both have an obsession for designs. you’re hilarious on calls and super funny to talk to. I like that we also have a code name for literally like everything and everyone in the world. I know that you’re 19 now, so thats special, i guess. hopefully this year can be better than last year. as justin would say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
fighterman - Happy Birthday Jake < 3. My god the rollercoaster we've been though, i'm so glad we made up cause you're such a kind hearted person and a misunderstood hero. From last summer i can honestly say you matured so much and i hope we continue to talk more this year and get to know each other better. Anyway enough of the nice talk, have an amazing day bitch and many more birthdays to come! :)
eoin - Happy birthday Jake! You're honestly such a great friend and I honestly believe that if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have any friends on the site because you brought me into a group where no one knew me! That sums you up as a whole although you put on a rough exterior and are kinda psychotic, you are one of the kindest, most loyal people I know so I really hope that you have a fantastic year and people appreciate you more for the great person you are! Happy Birthday!
zeptis - Getting to know you over the past couple of months has been a blast. Ask me a year ago and I never would have expected to be good friends with you now. You're a great person, and definitely not as psychotic as Shayybayy has made you out to be. Happy birthday Jake!
thumper91 - jakeeee happy birthday you are getting sooo old ;) hopefully maturing and not telling people bannable things anymore ;) jk either way i love you b/c you are so fucking funny LOL you are very unappreciated but i hope you have a great birthday :D id say drink it up but that’d be wrong ;)
bigbrotherlover7 - Jake, I am so glad we have become close recently. I always remembered you over the year because of the dolphins and that was immediately something we had in common. We hated each other for awhile, but I'm glad we trust each other and find time to talk occasionally. I care about you a lot and hope you have an amazing day. :)
brandonpinzu - Jake my baby!! We have been friends for quite a long time now, and even though I always disappear and I am not as active anymore, I still see you as one of the best things that have come out of Tengaged for me. You’ve proven that you’re a loyal friend with a great sense of humour and I always love to gossip with you, since that’s what I do best. You’re like a little brother to me (even though I’m literally like 2 months older than you, you’re just too immature xoxoxoxo) and I wouldn’t trade our friendship for anything. We’ve never gotten in any major fights and that’s awesome considering you usually get in disagreements with all your friends. I think it speaks volumes about how much our friendship means to each other. I want you to know that no matter how inactive I am on Tengaged or on Skype, you always have a way to contact me. Just know that whenever you need somebody to talk to, whether it be to rant or to just say hello, I’m one text away. I feel like I have taken our friendship for granted at times and I do wish that I wasn’t as distant as I am, but my life is pretty busy with work and school. I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and don’t worry, I have never forgotten it. I love you, happy birthday! < 3
halloween - Happy Birthday Jake :) I met you in a skype game and then we became really close during Stars. I will never forget when Me/You/Corey/Mexash/Brian played OMGpop [balloono] for like three hours. It was hilarious. We have had so many moments during the time we have been friends, we fight alot and disagree on alot of things at times, but I still consider you one of my best friends. You are my person and you have seen my dick. ILY Jake < 3
abrogate - Happy Birthday Jake (Brooke Davis). My Tengaged life got so much more awesome and dramatic since I've met you, and you know what? I like it that way. I enjoy our numerous fights, games, skype convos and being stalked/followed into every game."Oh I know" you know. Have the best day because you are the top goddess of pop and deserve it < 3
serene - My momma always taught me if I don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all and here's an occasion where I think this should apply.
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Jk! Happy Birthday Jake! Even though you won't believe this I love you. You're hilarious, super loyal, and I have had such a great time getting to know you and being on calls with you! Hope you have a good one!
survivor8 - Yo wuddup Jake!
It's your motha-fuckin' birthday man. We've known each other for like 6 years now which is pathetic for the both of us and even though we barely talk anymore (unless we're dominating Cmack's Survivor) it's good to see we both still always have each others backs. We're like brothers, it's weird cause I hate everyone. #TKO
Happy Birthday Jake!
rosemaria - Happy birthday!!! I know we haven't been the closest recently, but you're just so funny and I still look at you as one of my best friends. I miss playing TAR for hours, brantsteeles, frooks and vivors. I know I'm super annoying about playing League but you'll get over it. I'm so excited to watch HTGAWM so we can have more to talk about and you'll have to tell me about Shonda Rhymes new show. I hope you have a great birthday!
boytoy4cato Lemmy daddy (my boyfriend) I love you so much and I'm not really good at doing this kinda thing :( We have had a rocky relationship over the past few years that we have been buds, but I've grown to love you more and more every day!!!!!! Like I said, I'm bad at this, but you know how I feel about you at least my love. Can't wait for Jane to be my mother in law!!!!!!
~ Kisses
turney1805 - Jake, As I am writing this message, I begin to look back and reflect on the last 6 years that we have been friends. No one has stood by me on Tengaged like you have, and I am so grateful that I have met you and gotten to know you. Most people on Tengaged do not get the opportunity to know the real you, which is unfortunate, but I do count myself as one of the fortunate few who you have been open with. Although at times you are crazy and frustrating, you are also beyond loyal, giving, and caring. We have had so many laughs and tears, but I wouldn't trade them in for anything. I hope you have an amazing birthday, because you truly do deserve it!
