I remember our LOVE STORY began at FIFTEEN. You were FEARLESS and I said HEY STEPHEN. I would listen to TIM MCGRAW and get TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR thinking of THE WAY I LOVED YOU, FOREVER AND ALWAYS. You made me CRAZIER on THE OUTSIDE. I said SPEAK NOW and you said STAY BEAUTIFUL, don't ever CHANGE. You have A PERFECTLY GOOD HEART that makes me feel like I have A PLACE IN THIS WORLD. I SHOULD’VE SAID NO but you said BREATHE, YOU BELONG WITH ME, so JUMP THEN FALL and I will catch you.
Q : What did you notice about the capital letters ?
Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent's room.
Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!