*Previously on Flavor of Huga*
10 contestants came to compete for my ‘love’, we had a sudden death twerk off for elimination, and some drama occured! In the end Tabatha was sent packing after a major breakdown, and an embarrassing dress rip when she attempted to twerk!
*This Week on Flavor of Huga*
The contestants will be cleansed after a trashy night at the club. Who will stay, and whose going home? Find out on this episode on Flavor of Huga!
*episode starts with everyone getting ready in the bathroom*
Latishanaiah in cf: So I go to take a shower and the drain is clogged I mean CLOGGED with hair. That brown hair could only be from one person
*camera pans to Moneky*
Latishanaiah: Moneky idk why you bother taking a shower when you still smell like a trash heap
Moneky: sure jan
Moneky in cf: Everyone keeps hating but I’m just going to keep eating my bananas, while I watch everyone else go home 1 by 1 by 1 >:)
*everyone meets in the Living Room and Huga walks in*
All the girls: OMG HUGA! *applauds*
Lalisa: meh
Lalisa in cf: idk what these girls see in him, however I have to pretend to like him for more camera time, and so I don’t get kicked off
Huga: Welcome ladies! Last night at the club it was FAR too trashy. I am a man of God so I have decided today we will do a Bible Trivia Game for Immunity to cleanse the trashiness.
*everyone heads out to the backyard and gets in their booth*
You will lock in either A or B each round. Last one standing wins immunity!
Question One: What is the name of the Holy Book in Christianity? A: The Bible or B: The Koran
The correct answer is A! Chancey and Roshandra please reset and step down!
cfs:
Maddox: What kind of idiots get a question that easy wrong???
Roshandra: I was thinking B for Bible! This game is rigged just like the last one
Chancey: First I get last in the twerk off and now I get last in the Bible Trivia comp? If I don’t step up my game ik Huga is going to send me home.
Question 2: What is the first book in the Bible? A: Genesis or B: Leviticus
The correct answer is A! Moneky, Melinda, and Latishanaiah please reset and step down
For this question the first person to answer will win immunity bc I am tired of seeing y’all flop on this easy questions. Spell the word Bible!
Welty: B-i-b-e-l?
Maddox: B-i-b what comes next?
Lalisa: Meh
Zaddy: B-I-B-L-E YES THAT’S THE BOOK FOR ME! I STAND RIGHT ON THE WORD OF GOD THE B-I-B-L-E
Congratulations Zaddy you have won immunity from this week’s elimination! This week we are giving out peach trees to those staying in the competition, here you go *hands peach tree*
Zaddy in cf: After my embarassing attempt to twerk last time, and ending up in the bottom 3 I am glad to be safe this week! Hopefully I will have a chance to spend more time with Huga ;)
Melinda in cf: I slayed the challenge last week, but I don’t know crap about the Bible! Hopefully this doesn’t hurt my chances.
Huga: Ladies I now have a surprise! Tonight will be a sudden death challenge. As you all know I hate fatties. So you will be running a marathon UPHILL. The last person to reach the end will be elimmed bc I am NOT going to have an unhealthy partner!
Maddox: We are all in a dress and heels does it look like we can run up this hill?
Huga: I don’t care. Anyways go!
Zaddy: What about me?
Huga: Oh right Zaddy you won immunity! You can drive up with me in my golf cart and we can spend some time 1 on 1 bonding < 3
Zaddy: Yasssss
*camera pans to all the girls running up the mountain*
Lalisa: Fuck this shit, I’m calling a cab!
Melinda: you can’t do that….
Lalisa: Try and stop me!
Melinda: Oh screw it, I’ll pay you 50 to let me come with
Lalisa: Make it 60
Melinda: Deal
Chancey in cf: So I see these girls calling a taxi….. One they aren’t supposed to have their phones, two they are supposed to run up the mountain…. Oh hell no I’m telling Huga when I get to the top.
*Huga and Zaddy enjoy a nice date together*
Huga: That was a nice date Zaddy! But now it’s time to focus on the race, it looks like it’s going to be close here they all come now!
*Roshandra reaches the finish line*
Roshandra: Lord help me! Give me some water or else I’m going to die
Huga: Roshandra congratulations, you are staying in the competition! *Hands peach tree and water bottle*
*Chancey reaches the finish line*
Huga: Wow Chancey…. You can’t twerk to save your life but you sure can run! *Hands peach tree*
Chancey in cf: I am so glad I am finally impressing Huga! He didn’t know I did track and field throughout high school ;)
*Maddox reaches the finish line*
Maddox: Phew!
Huga: Maddox you live to see another day! *Hands peach tree*
*Latishanaiah reaches the finish line*
*Latishanaiah passes out*
Huga: Medic! *places peach tree on top of Latishanaiah’s back*
*camera pans to Lalisa and Melinda*
Lalisa: what is taking so long??? We have been in this cab for 4 hours STEP IT UP GRANPA
Melinda: Why aren’t we at the top of the hill yet?
Taxi Driver: Oh you wanted to go to the top of the hill I thought you wanted to go to the very bottom of the hill?
Lalisa: UGH ADHDAJCHVHJ YOU’RE USELESS *shoves driver out of car* Melinda hang on tight we’re going to have to kick it into high gear if we don’t want to go home!
Huga: Moneky you are safe congratulations! *hands peach tree*
~Bottom 3: Melinda, Lalisa, Welty~
Melinda: can you hurry it up Lalisa?
Lalisa: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO *shoves Melinda out of car*
Melinda: you bitch!
*Lalisa drives to finish line without Melinda*
Chancey: SHE CHEATED SHE CHEATED!
Chancey in cf: I was so excited that Huga complimented me I forgot to say anything about the cheating, but what happened to Melinda? I thought she was with Lalisa.
Huga: Lalisa driving a car to the finish I am…. IMPRESSED
Everyone else: WHATTTTTT
Huga: It’s very resourceful, I like that *hands Lalisa peach tree*
Lalisa: Sorry to dissapoint sweeties, try to get me out again next week :*
Huga: Alright alright that’s enough! Well idk where Welty is but they are dunzo. You have all won a campfire up here with me tonight. We will make s’mores tell campfire stories!
Maddox: Yassss I love s’mores! Not as much as I love Huga < 3
*Welty arrives 7 hours later*
Huga: Welty you have been eliminated. Security will escort you down the hill to the house where you can pack your things and leave.
Welty in cf: I mean I guess I tried my best, but it wasn’t enough for Huga. I can’t run whatsoever LOL. Anyways overall I guess this was a good experience, although a little crazy. Bye bitches!
2 down, 8 to go! The Fight for my ‘love’ continues next episode, stay tuned!
