Y'all are thinking, "Huh? Wanda is married to Cosmo and has kids." Yeah, that's true, but it's obvious that she'd prefer to eat Timmy Turner's mom out all day, every day. She nags Cosmo 24/7, and it's not because Cosmo is incompetent and dumb, it's because she must conform to the deeply conservative and Catholic society of the fairies.
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