Hip Hop and I argued wiff each othah all night cuz I didn't vote wiff him. But afta everyone fell asleep, I pulled him aside and tole him dis was perfect, now erryone thinks we are enemies so we can pull a Lady Q & Sasha and be a secret alliance. We shook on it. But obviously I can't stand dat smelly Harlem hoodrat.
Da challenge was a game of luck, where we hadda choose a geyser ta stand ovah and pray ta Jesus Mother Mary nd Aunt Jemima dat it wouldn't blow our ass back ta Manhattan. Me nd Hip Hop were da first eliminated, so obviously production is riggin it toward da boring white ppl. Accordingly, Snooty Sarah won immunity. I acted pissed but I was secretly overjoyed, cuz I wanted ta bring her to da end.
Tensions built batween Chef Jeff nd Hip Hop, and while dey pulled each othahs weaves I solidified ma deal wiff Sarah. Errythan was fallin inta place. Howevah, da snooty bitch was nervous I would choose Hip Hop ovah her, so she wanted ta vote him out. Why r white ppl smart?
At TC, da vote was clearly batween Hip Hop and Jeff, but in da end our alliance stuck nd Chef Jeff went TTYN. Sarah was more den pissed at me, but der is one thang I know bout dem white gurls. Dey might get pissed, but dey will crawl back ta you.
