It was da Final Fo' now: Me, Goth Cunt, Hip Hop n Snooty Surrah. I had ma f3 wiff da first two but now, I was reddy ta break it. I told Hip Hop dat I left a quartah somewhere on da island, and while his Mexican ass was busy I talked wiff Goth Cunt ta make sure she was in on da plan. She said Satan was sendin her strong vibes ta flip on him. I don't know who dat is but it's fine wiff me.
Da challenge was a game of basketball, except wiff clams floatin on da watah. Finally, a challenge suited to my people! Sarah's little white gurl arms couldn't even pick up da coconuts, nd Hip Hop was too afraid of da watah ta even get close. So it came down ta me and Goth Cunt, and of course I won. I knew dat blowjob I gave ta Probst off-camera wud pay off.
At TC, it was da funniest thang when Hip Hop was blindsided. He thought we were votin fo Sarah, so when only one vote was cast fo her she was Snootier den evah. Goth Cunt stahted speakin in tongues or sumfin, cuttin her wrists and smearing her blood on an upside down cross (she must rly luv Jesus), while Hip Hop slapped me, not cuz I backstabbed him, but cuz he nevah found da quartah.
Now it is da Final 3, and of course I am wiff two white people. Lord have mercy.
