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OMG PLEASE HELP ME I AM SERIOUS

Oct 2, 2016 by mandorize
I was trying to pleasure myself with a cucumber but my hole is too tight and I coudln't get it inside me enough. I decided to sit on it, and it worked. But too well because like 85% of that big fat cucumber is inside me and I can't get it out now! I fucking hate myself, please help me, how can I get it out, been trying for 10 minutes but it is still stuck.
#HELP

Comments

do squats and squish it with your hips
Sent by KayleighWinz,Oct 2, 2016
ok listen drink alot of vegetable oil....this is what my grandma did and you will poop it all out dont worry accidents happen just dont forget to clean up when ur done ;)
Sent by Manson,Oct 2, 2016
been trying like that but it won't help  KayleighWinz
Sent by mandorize,Oct 2, 2016
OMG :(
Sent by Pegasus1234,Oct 2, 2016
Manson Sounds gross but I am willing to try anything to end this.
Sent by mandorize,Oct 2, 2016
Ask your parents . It be a funny  story one day
Sent by Kiara_xoxo,Oct 2, 2016
EMOTION'S SURVIVOR PEARL ISLANDS you found a letter V
Sent by Emotion,Apr 6, 2017
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Sent by JeffProbstTF,Jun 20, 2017
M&N’s Survivor: San Marino

Congratulations! You have found the Hidden Immunity Idol for the Dogana Tribe! Mail this blog to Mike and I to see if you're the first person to claim it!
Sent by OldNewz,Jul 6, 2018

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