I had a moment of weakness yesterday. After being a vegetarian for 4 years, I finally cracked, i got an in n' out burger, a sad-or happy day, depends on the point of view, i guess.
Why is there so much mass,
On that woman's *bunny*,
It is extremely giant,
Its width is the height of Kobe Bryant,
That's what I was thinking to myself,
That's when she, Herself turned around,
And at that moment I wish I drowned,
That woman was a nun,
She saw where I was looking,
and slapped me silly,
I did not have much fun,
With that fat nun.