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My Lent proposal - please apply within

Feb 25, 2009 by pablito
imagehttp://www.tengaged.com/blog/MarkiePoo/27776/lent

Upon MarkiePoo's reminder that it's Lent, I just realized what I'm giving up for Lent. I will give up my sense of responsibility.

Therefore I want to become a Tengaged babydaddy who becomes a Tengaged deadbeat dad. I want to give up my little swimmers to some unsuspecting person in a one-night stand. And then you'll get pregnant with our little rugrat and then I'll ignores you for a long time until I'm forced to get a paternity test. And it don't matter because the little f-er has different colored eyes than me and I don't got no nose like dat and ain't no way that thing's mine. And if it mine, I'm not paying up and stop crying you fool cuz you want another black eye to match the other one?

And that point, I'ma agree to the daddy DNA test because I wanna be on the Maury Povich show and then I'll make your stupid appointment. Because hey you want my DNA? I'll give you my DNA a lot more lovin. But by the appointment for the paternity test, I'll go out and getme for a carton of American Spirit cigarettes and a 40 of Mickey's and never return and hides away five towns over in some hick town until the production assistants from Maury Povich finded me and dregged me to the show. Then on the show, I'll drop a few F bombs and deny the baby's mine and refuse to pay child support because I don't believe that I should pay you for raising a kid that's gonna be screwed up because you always gets drunk and go out to the corner every night. So why do I have to support your tengaged crack habit because I don't know which john got you pregnant that one time. And it don't matter because I trippppppple bagged it that night. Then I'll knock over a few chairs and say something about someone on tengaged and then become a youtube legend.

So any takers? Sign up here.

Comments

LMFAO
Sent by nataliecorbin,Feb 25, 2009
++++ lol
Sent by AlphaBravo,Feb 25, 2009
HAHA! <333333 +6
Sent by MarkiePoo,Feb 25, 2009
Ok, no one? I guess maybe in the future I'll have to make a group game called "Who's your daddy?" - where tengaged contestants bring in their babies and they have the fight for the right for me to claim paternity for their kid. Losers go home without child support.
Sent by pablito,Feb 25, 2009
Hi,

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Sent by allprjct,Mar 19, 2009

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