#Phil: Welcome back to The Amazing Race! In the last episode we met the teams! We met the #GhettoBabes#ShadySisters and even the #Plumbers! Who'll come out on top? Well lets get to it!!
*Flashfoward to the starting line on the beach in Miami, Florida*
*All 12 teams are lined up in a semi-circle around Phil. Their bags can be seen in the distance behind Phil with their first clue lying on top of it.*
#Phil: Welcome you 12 teams to the first edition of The Amazing Race!
*All the teams cheer*
#Phil: Now before we begin, let me tell you all this. If you win this leg of the race, you will win an express pass! But you will also win ANOTHER express pass which you must give to another team by the end of the 5th leg!
*gasp*
#Phil: Before us here is the amazing Miami beach. To find where you will be heading you must first run to your bags over there and rip open your first clue.
*Phil points to the bags*
#Phil: Then once you figure out your first destination you can hop in one of the 2014 Toyota Prius's behind you and head to the airport. #Phil: Is everybody ready?
*The teams all cheer and clap*
#Phil: Alright. The world is waiting for you...
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GO!
*All twelve teams storm towards their bags with Nick and Andrew holding the lead, followed by The Shady Sisters then everyone else*
*Almost all of the teams open their clue at the same time*
#Nick: Head to your first destination Dublin, Ireland....
ROUTE INFO
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Teams will now catch flights from Miami, Florida to Dublin, Ireland. There they must head to the Dublin Castle where they will find their next clue.
*All teams run to their cars in their own respective vehicles*
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#Andrew: I cannot believe we're here dude! #Nick: Me neither. We have to win this leg, its so important we get the express pass. I already see teams pinning us as the threats.
#Huga: This is so cool Twinnie! We're actually getting to go to Ireland! #Bash: Omg I KNOW! DO YOU THINK THERE WILL BE ANY LEPRECHAUNS? #Huga: Bash you're so funny! OF COURSE THERE WILL!
FLIGHT 2 DEPARTS AT 4:15 FROM DELTA AIRLINES
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#Anthony: Taxi!
*A Taxi stops for them to get in* #Absol: Dubin Castle please!
#Sparks: Taxi! Taxi! #Millz: Where are all the taxis?
#Devin: Hold up asshole!
*Devin jumps in the road and starts rubbing her boobs*
*Two taxis stop in front of her and they get in one* #Bigdizz: We should give one to someone so that they gotta help us later! Hey Jared, Sim! TAXIIIII!!
*GhettoBabe's Taxi drives off as Sim and Jared get in theirs*
#Millz: WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING TAXIS?
*Millz and Sparks looks to the side to see the TAR Hosts get in another Taxi* #Sparks: You know what? Lets just go order one!
*Huga whistles to call a cabs attention and it works* #Huga: Twinnie over here!
*They get in and leave*
#Euro: Hey Taxiii!
*Two Taxis pull up* #Kpnna: Hey might as well make some allies. Hey girls we found a taxi for ya! #Cornelia: Thank you! #African: Thanks!
*Both teams get in their taxi and leave*
#Corey: Talla I can't find a taxi! #Talla: Let me handle this... HEY PEOPLE I HAVE A CHILD BACK HOME WHO NEEDS THIS MONEY GIVE US A FUCKING TAXI! #Corey: Woah.
*A Taxi stops and they get in*
*Saft proceeds to jump onto a car in the middle of traffic*
#Jza: SAFT YOU IDIOT!
*Jza runs after her but she jumps onto an empty Taxi and jumps in*
*Jza catches up and they leave*
*Dat rips his shirt off and makes all the girl taxi drivers drool. Then they get a Taxi fast (driven by a gay man oops) and they get in and leave*
#Dat: We should've did that earlier now we're behind
