Last night I was over at a friend's house for an overnight. When I fell asleep I took my phone, and since my piece of shit phone literally can NOT have a password, he got into it and texted my soon-to-be super hot girlfriend (varsity cheerleader!) telling her to "Suck me." She says "No :) and how about no to anything we've ever had :)" and my friend thought that it was funny as fuck. Now she has blocked me on Instagram and on my phone. FML
